I was speeding because of a protein shake

[Schadenfroh]

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OTTAWA (Reuters) - A Canadian teenager caught driving at almost twice the speed limit told police he had overdosed on a protein drink and was desperately looking for a washroom, the Ottawa Citizen reported on Friday.

Hayder Mobarak's tale did not impress a local judge, who gave him a whopping C$926 fine ($760) and banned him from driving for 30 days. Mobarak was clocked doing 195 km per hour (115 miles per hour) on a road where the limit was 100 km/h.

"I was going to the gym and I was taking a protein shake and if you overdose it's really painful. This is why I was rushing to the washroom ... I wasn't thinking, I was in pain," the newspaper quoted 19-year-old as saying.

The incident could cost Mobarak even money later on. An insurance company official told the paper that a high-risk young driver would have to pay C$8,000 a year to insure a new car.

 

[wfbberzerker]

probably would've gotten less of a fine for popping a squat on the side of the road.

 

[SVT Cobra]

lol you cant really overdose on a protein shake..that kid is a dumbass

 

[Insomniak]

OD on protein? Not bloody likely.

 

[RaiderJ]

Overdose on protein? Maybe by protein shake he means giving some dude head and had to get to a washroom to rinse out his mouth!

 

[fbrdphreak]

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
lol you cant really overdose on a protein shake..that kid is a dumbass

 

[GoingUp]

ive had it before where too much protein gas me gas and the craps

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: RaiderJ
Overdose on protein? Maybe by protein shake he means giving some dude head and had to get to a washroom to rinse out his mouth!

Can't overdose on that either.

:music:My milkshake brings all the... :music:

 

[HBalzer]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: RaiderJ
Overdose on protein? Maybe by protein shake he means giving some dude head and had to get to a washroom to rinse out his mouth!

Can't overdose on that either.

:music:My milkshake brings all the... :music:

I would call you gay but I think it would be a complement