I was shipped 67 pounds of sensor tags

dmw16

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So last night when my wife got home there was a fairly large box on the door step. I am naturally suspicious and half thought it was a bomb, but when the time she'd called me it was already opened, so nothing I could do about that...

Inside the box are 67 pounds of hard plastic retail store sensor tags. So I grab the tracking number and call FedEx and they tell me that the shipment originated from an account owned by American Eagle. So I call them and they have no record of the shipment and they are investigating.

But here's what makes it even more odd. The label wasn't generated by FedEx (no bar code, not a standard company shipping label) it was just typed onto a piece of paper and taped on. And stranger still is that my name was backwards (last name first and first name last) and the zip code was wrong.

Maybe I'm paranoid but I'm a little weirded out by the all thing. What does ATOT think?
 

Jeeebus

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What does ATOT think?

You need to leave the house. NOW. Remove the battery from your cell phone and throw it in the freezer. Grow a beard. Move to Brazil. Start selling mangoes. I only hope this advice reaches you before the imminent F-18 strike.
 

waggy

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I think you now have 67 pounds of stuff to play with! wooooo!
 

twinrider1

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Odd. There was a scam going around here where the criminal has a large order of Legos delivered to your address (paid for with bogus PayPal Pay It Later accounts because they're easy to set up). Then they'd wait outside of your address on delivery day and snatch it from your porch and sell the Legos.
But I don't know how profitable 67lbs of sensor tags would be for a thief.
 

dmw16

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Odd. There was a scam going around here where the criminal has a large order of Legos delivered to your address (paid for with bogus PayPal Pay It Later accounts because they're easy to set up). Then they'd wait outside of your address on delivery day and snatch it from your porch and sell the Legos.
But I don't know how profitable 67lbs of sensor tags would be for a thief.

Me either. If they were worth something I could have kept them.

FedEx is coming to pick them up today.

What's weird is that whoever it was was able to use American Eagle's FedEx account.
 

Exterous

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Go to a nearby mall and place them on random people. Sit back and watch the fun as they keep setting off the alarms
 

pelov

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What if you've been spending your nighttime hours as a Tyler Durden sort and opened up your own after-hours sex shop specializing in selling the biggest and blackest of all dildos? It would certainly explain the sensor tags and the strange looks you've been getting.
 

amdhunter

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Keep it. Not your fault and legally you can do whatever you want with it.
I bet they are worth a good penny on Ebay.
 

highland145

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Your wife's other personality is trying to tell you she's a klepper like my ex Winona.:'(
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dmw16

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American Eagle called back and now their loss prevention people are involved.

Wonder if someone tried to steal these to sell or they are non-functional ones they wanted to put on in a store in place of real ones to make shop lifting easier?
 

rudder

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Someone bulk ordered them online using a stolen credit card. I am curious though... is 67 pounds of sensors roughly the size of an alternator?
 
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American Eagle called back and now their loss prevention people are involved.

Wonder if someone tried to steal these to sell or they are non-functional ones they wanted to put on in a store in place of real ones to make shop lifting easier?

The latter would seem to make sense, but it seems like a lot of work to go through to steal fairly inexpensive clothes. The whole thing is definitely strange in any event.
 
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What's weird is that whoever it was was able to use American Eagle's FedEx account.

Not really. It's a 9-digit number, and the package is shipped and delivered way faster than the accountants at AmEagle will notice a single-package discrepancy on their monthly invoices.
 

dmw16

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So I heard back from American Eagle.

Turns out the sensors came from their store in Palmdale, CA which has been shut down (tracking number and an attempt to call said store confirms that piece) and the sensors were supposed to go to their vendor in Florida.

Not totally sure how my name ended up on the box. Best guess is that either there was a foul up in FedEx's system with the barcode, or the shipping label got ripped off and they somehow thought it was for me.

Very odd, but at least there was some explanation.