I was randomly looking for stuff on Ebay and I stumbled upon this epic Skyrim item...

[Ruptga]

Plus she's flagged as essential, so the only way she will ever die for real is if she gets caught on a flame-trap or you magic her to death. I'm pretty sure she was put in there as training wheels for roleplayers and noobs.

 

[alkemyst]

no boobs...model fail.