I was putting up a shelf with my roommates girlfriend.

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
She said, "We're doing this totally backwards, you should be the one screwing, and I should be the one holding it up."

If true, I've never seen a more blatant pick-up line.

No, I take it back... George Michael's song was playing on the radio and a girl told me it was her favorite song and started singing it in the car. I kicked myself for a month when I realized. :music: sex is natural, sex is fun, not everyone does it but everybody should... :music:

 

[miniMUNCH]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: Quasmo
She said, "We're doing this totally backwards, you should be the one screwing, and I should be the one holding it up."

If true, I've never seen a more blatant pick-up line.

No, I take it back... George Michael's song was playing on the radio and a girl told me it was her favorite song and started singing it in the car. I kicked myself for a month when I realized. :music: sex is natural, sex is fun, not everyone does it but everybody should... :music:

Now that is funny...

 

[Sentinel]

Originally posted by: maddogchen
so you dropped the shelf and ran to your computer to post on ATOT?

You betcha.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: mugs
Ikea shelf?

Yes, and I think it's upside down, but she wanted it that way.

I think it's right the way it is. It has a lip on the front so you can put picture frames on it and lean them up against the wall. Although I'd think they'd give you something to cover the screws.

 

[alkemyst]

I was coming into someone's office to put in an underdesk keyboard tray for them. She was on her cell phone with their husband and said hey baby, got to go...as she was hanging up she said to me 'are you ready to screw me'. We both laughed at how it sounded...he called her office phone back p!ssed off saying he heard what she said before hanging up and she had to explain what she meant. It was pretty bad.

I have had that line happen a few times....much of the time I think the chick is purposely doing the double-entrendre (sp?).

 

[Jesus the Porkyeti]

That's what she said!

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
I was coming into someone's office to put in an underdesk keyboard tray for them. She was on her cell phone with their husband and said hey baby, got to go...as she was hanging up she said to me 'are you ready to screw me'. We both laughed at how it sounded...he called her office phone back p!ssed off saying he heard what she said before hanging up and she had to explain what she meant. It was pretty bad.

I have had that line happen a few times....much of the time I think the chick is purposely doing the double-entrendre (sp?).

That's because they know you'll never get any from them and they are teasing you.

 

[alkemyst]

well some I have, maybe they didn't know the rules. Most of the time I was not thinking 'oh she joked about sex, that must mean she wants me' though.

 

[Gillbot]

Originally posted by: fanerman91
pics or ban

 

[natto fire]

Originally posted by: Gillbot

Originally posted by: fanerman91
pics or ban

Try reading a whole thread before responding to it. :thumbsup:

Some of you people should really work on interacting with real people from time to time. WOW