I was murdered last night !!

[BD231]

Step 1) Co-worker says there's a plateless car in the parking lot to which I'm like " K whatever ".

Step 2) I take my normal route through the parking lot and some decrepid old man speeds up on me from behind a corner with no lights on in a quiet car while my back is turned!

Would have made for one hell of an unsolved mystery ... although there was some *** in chef pants directly in front of me who'd of got injured as well so ..., maybe next time.

 

[SunnyD]

wat?

 

[BD231]

I've been gangstalked for the past year or so and these people keep trying to show me ways they would kill and or injure me but, only at work for some reason.

 

[SunnyD]

ah hah. Have you tried the Stance of Dominance? It tends to solve issues such as this.

 

[Number1]

K whatever

RIP

 

[Krazy4Real]

Next time this happens, pull down your pants and take a shit. Then throw that shit at them. They will know you mean business and leave you alone.

 

[Kadarin]

Next time this happens, pull down your pants and take a shit. Then throw that shit at them. They will know you mean business and leave you alone.

This.

 

[BudAshes]

This was a nice combination of being crazy, terrible story telling and bad grammar. It's official: you belong on the internet :thumbsup:

 

[_Rick_]

no lights on in a quiet car

God damn electric cars!

 

[Paratus]

So OP why are they "out to get you?"

 

[BD231]

God damn electric cars!

It wasn't electric it was just tiny.

 

[bigrash]

Next time this happens, pull down your pants and take a shit. Then throw that shit at them. They will know you mean business and leave you alone.

Got my vote. You can do it op.

 

[BudAshes]

So OP why are they "out to get you?"

 

[_Rick_]

It wasn't electric it was just tiny.

Imagine this scenario:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM13OtP3XGA

 

[waggy]

I was murdered last night !!
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well it looks like you got better..:biggrin:

 

[BoomerD]

That does ass-plain the smell...

 

[mizzou]

I've been gangstalked for the past year or so and these people keep trying to show me ways they would kill and or injure me but, only at work for some reason.

it's because you have tattoo sleeves and they despise you for your success

 

[BD231]

Cheers:

Step 1.) Get mother and large group of children together, have mother coax group of children to all yell cheers as they pass BD by

Step 2.) Intercept BD with decaying old man carying shot glass which could be filled with acid or any other substance that damages the skin

 

[BD231]

HI:

Step 1.) Put small child out to intercept BD

Step 2.) Force small child to say hi to BD and get as close as possible for photo opp

 

[BudAshes]

Cheers:

Step 1.) Get mother and large group of children together, have mother coax group of children to all yell cheers as they pass BD by

Step 2.) Intercept BD with decaying old man carying shot glass which could be filled with acid or any other substance that damages the skin

We are just trying to scare you, not actually do any real damage. The real nasty stuff won't come until you are in a constant state of fear. Unfortunately there is one way to beat us. If you manage to find yourself a mental health professional and they get you on proper anti-psychosis drugs you can defeat our nefarious gang-stalking plot.

 

[Rhezuss]

God damn electric cars!

Yeah don't worry OP, sneeze at the car and it'll stall there...

 

[BD231]

We are just trying to scare you, not actually do any real damage. The real nasty stuff won't come until you are in a constant state of fear. Unfortunately there is one way to beat us. If you manage to find yourself a mental health professional and they get you on proper anti-psychosis drugs you can defeat our nefarious gang-stalking plot.

It took my signature just to make your name known :/.

 

[kage69]

Next time this happens, pull down your pants and take a shit. Then throw that shit at them. They will know you mean business and leave you alone.

It's hard to argue against The Chimpanzee Strategy. Just hope that it works, because the next level involves pulling off faces and genitals...

 

[Lifted]

So sorry you're dead, but I am thrilled to know that I'll have internet access in the afterlife*.


* I assume you're not in purgatory as you'd only have access to P&N.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Coming 2013 from George Romero: Trolling of the Dead