I was lurking around on the SA forums...

[ThaGrandCow]

and I found 2 threads of pure, comedic genious.
The guy told the stories through MS Paint as well as just writing it out, but he broke them up into different parts, so you'll have to move through the thread to get the rest of the story.

If you're 2 and have never heard a curse word then stay away, otherwise....

First one
Not as funny as the first, but still genious

 

[ROTC1983]

I don't feel like registering with them

 

[MrBond]

That guy has NOTHING on bigpeeler and his zoo/carpetman stories. NOTHING. I laugh till I cry everytime bigpeeler posts a new story

Here's a few that made the goldmine, for those of you who'd rather not venture onto the forums

Tales from the zoo

Tales from the zoo 2

Tales from the zoo 3

I can't wait for his book to come out

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: ROTC1983
I don't feel like registering with them

So don't. You don't have to to read the threads.

 

[GoingUp]

herman the elephant is the best

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: MrBond
That guy has NOTHING on bigpeeler and his zoo/carpetman stories. NOTHING. I laugh till I cry everytime bigpeeler posts a new story

Here's a few that made the goldmine, for those of you who'd rather not venture onto the forums

Tales from the zoo

Tales from the zoo 2

Tales from the zoo 3

I can't wait for his book to come out

Awesome
I need to spend more time on this site.

 

[MrBond]

I need to spend more time on this site.

At the forums, check out Comedy Goldmine, there should be one zoo story there. At the very bottom he linked all the ones he ever posted, they're ALL good.