I was looking at job posting online and came across this...

[lokiju]

Physical Requirements:

* Requires: fingering, talking, hearing, seeing and repetitive motions. Sedentary Work: Exerting up to 10 pounds of force occasionally, and/or a negligible amount of force frequently or constantly to lift, carry, push, pull or otherwise move objects, including the human body. Sedentary work involves sitting most of the time. Jobs are sedentary if walking and standing are required only occasionally and all other sedentary criteria are met.

:Q

 

[pontifex]

what kind of job is that for?

Exerting up to 10 pounds of force occasionally, and/or a negligible amount of force frequently or constantly to lift, carry, push, pull or otherwise move objects, including the human body


is that your human body or another human body?

 

[ViviTheMage]

thats weird

 

[Demon-Xanth]

No lokiju, for the last time, I will not hire you to be my personal assistant.

 

[FoBoT]

what

?

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
No lokiju, for the last time, I will not hire you to be my personal assistant.

but, but but....


:cries;

 

[lozina]

i knew these fingering skills would be appreciated by some employer

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: pontifex
what kind of job is that for?

Exerting up to 10 pounds of force occasionally, and/or a negligible amount of force frequently or constantly to lift, carry, push, pull or otherwise move objects, including the human body


is that your human body or another human body?

It's for a WEB ARCHITECT position with the government.