I was just ordering some subway on the phone.....

[virtueixi]

The girl says "can you hang on a second, I need a pencil?"
I'm like sure.
In the background I hear her movin around and say, "Who the fvck took all the pencils, fvckin retards"

 

[Ulfwald]

Real nice language for a lady to use.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Perhaps, but amusing

 

[mercanucaribe]

Where's the punchline?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

take her some pencils when you go pick up

 

[veloc1ty]

ROFL
go there and give her pencils and be like here's your fvckin pencils. thanks!