I was just hit on by a gay man...

[Excelsior]

or at least I think I was. At the grocery store with my father, picking up some food for our vacation, a man in his mid-20s well dressed (black slacks, colored thin dress shirt, black shoes, "nice hair") approached me. The conversation was as follows:

Him: "Have you tried these before?"

Me: "Yes."

Him: "Yeah, they are pretty good. Do you work uptown?"

Me: "No, I am actually a senior in high school."

Him: "Oh, you look really familiar." He then procedes to give me his name and shake my hand. "So where are you going to school next year?"

Me: "State"

Him: "Cool. Well, good luck."


What is everyones take on this?

 

[Bootprint]

You sure it wasn't Skoorb? he's on rough times

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
You sure it was Skoorb? he's on rough times

Haha.

 

[Jeff7181]

My take is that you're an arrogant homophobe. What makes you think he was gay... and even if he is, what makes you think he'd hit on you of all people?

 

[Platypus]

Hahaha he was just being friendly

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
My take is that you're an arrogant homophobe. What makes you think he was gay... and even if he is, what makes you think he'd hit on you of all people?

Maybe, but why else would he have made an effort to introduce himself to me. The way he dressed made me think so (along with the lack of a good reason for approaching me), but hey, I don't care, I find it flattering, if he was indeed homosexual.

 

[warcrow]

Hrm, hard to say. Might have been just a really nice guy, but I doubt it. If he was hitting on you, just take it as a compliment and move on....thats what I do.

 

[RIGorous1]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
My take is that you're an arrogant homophobe. What makes you think he was gay... and even if he is, what makes you think he'd hit on you of all people?

Though I don't share jeff's candor, I do believe he is right... this conversation doesn't at all sound like he was gay. Maybe a bit of a nosy person, but not necessarily gay.

 

[RIGorous1]

dp

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Hahaha he was just being friendly

I'd like to think so..but it was still odd.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Hahaha he was just being friendly

No kidding. If a homosexual talks to you, it doesn't automatically mean he wants to split your cheeks and play Hide The Sausage.

 

[BatmanNate]

What was it he asked if you'd tried? Because if it was condoms, then I think I agree with you, but if it was corn nuts or something then mabye the guy was just friendly.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
What was it he asked if you'd tried? Because if it was condoms, then I think I agree with you, but if it was corn nuts or something then mabye the guy was just friendly.

Granola bars.

And I never said he wanted to split my cheeks, but never has someone as well dressed as him, in his mid-20s, approach me at the grocery store. Never.

 

[paruhd0x]

lmao... he wasn't hitting on you.

 

[RIGorous1]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Hahaha he was just being friendly

I'd like to think so..but it was still odd.

That's the problem with kids these days! they can't even tell the difference between a kind man and a man that wants to take them home... Kindness and Altruism is so foreign in today's society.

 

[DainBramaged]

Hey excelsior, you are so big and strong and tall, do you wanna come over to my house for a little while? I have some nice gerbils.

Now that was being gay.

 

[datalink7]

Hi there big guy

 

[RIGorous1]

Originally posted by: datalink7
Hi there big guy

how'd you know I was big? Stop staring at my crotch! Sexual harassment!

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: RIGorous1

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Hahaha he was just being friendly

I'd like to think so..but it was still odd.

That's the problem with kids these days! they can't even tell the difference between a kind man and a man that wants to take them home... Kindness and Altruism is so foreign in today's society.

This thread is funny.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: RIGorous1

Originally posted by: datalink7
Hi there big guy

how'd you know I was big? Stop staring at my crotch! Sexual harassment!

He was talking about your gut. He couldn't see *anything* behind it considering the size of it.

 

[isekii]

it was prolly Jezo and company.

 

[minendo]

OMG, someone was being friendly. They must be gay.

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: isekii
it was prolly Jezo and company.

He hangs out in the vegetable aisle of the Safeway.

 

[Mloot]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Hahaha he was just being friendly

No kidding. If a homosexual talks to you, it doesn't automatically mean he wants to split your cheeks and play Hide The Sausage.

I had something similar happen to me a few years ago, but the guy actually asked me back to his place. I just coolly showed him my wedding ring, mentioned that I was married and went on about my business. But, inside, I was like "WTF? I know that didn't just happen!" My wife thought it was hilarious, though, when I told her about it.

 

[RIGorous1]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: RIGorous1

Originally posted by: datalink7
Hi there big guy

how'd you know I was big? Stop staring at my crotch! Sexual harassment!

He was talking about your gut. He couldn't see *anything* behind it considering the size of it.

People often think that it's my gut, but ITS just so big and happy that it protrudes up through my shirt.

LOL