I was given a cat I don't want

[Dari]

I was just given this cat from a family member. The cat was living with its father, mother and sister. Well, apparently, the father cat got tired of fucking the mother cat and started mounting his daughters. One daughter went along with it but the other one violently rejected her father's mounts. She also now has bad blood with her sister and mother. My family member say they cannot stay in the same house because she always fights with the others. I find it odd because the other three cats are always sleeping together and doing whatever cats do all day together. But this one is really aggressive, even towards dogs 5 times her size. I'm assuming she's a lesbian cat. Anyway, they bring food over for the cat to eat but I'm not a fan. She likes our family but I want it gone ASAP. Anyway to resolve this cat family issue?

 

[Zorro]

WTF

 

[shortylickens]

This is why pets are HORRIBLE gifts. They obligate you to responsibility you may not want.

As for the issue at hand: Humane Society.

 

[ch33zw1z]

 

[Platypus]

http://chrispiascik.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/20100520-MadMen.jpg

 

[Dari]

I can't kill the cat, at least not without causing problems within my own immediate family. I suggested giving it to an immediate neighbor since our family member can be closer to Lola (the one that hates everyone else). Or maybe have her go to a cat therapist (if such a person exists, I don't fucking know). I mean, I can understand Lola hating the father but why the mother and sister? It doesn't make sense.

 

[thedarkwolf]

Tell you family to fix their damn cats.

 

[IronWing]

Give the cat back to the person who gave it to you and tell them to deal with their own problems. Your family member chose to allow the cats to breed. This is not your problem.

 

[brainhulk]

Chinese food

 

[ichy]

Are your family members too stupid and irresponsible to get their pets fixed?

 

[lk2500]

Tell you family to fix their damn cats.

This fer gawd freaking sakes.

 

[Dari]

Wait, so once the female cat is fixed, she will lose her aggressiveness?

 

[brianmanahan]

give it to your arabian prince friend when you go over to his house

i am pretty sure that arabs cannot turn down a gift, it is very impolite

 

[sonambulo]

Only on ATOT would someone turn down a free pussy :awe:

Wait, so once the female cat is fixed, she will lose her aggressiveness?

Kitty wouldn't have been born if the parents were snipped.

 

[Jaskalas]

Wait, so once the female cat is fixed, she will lose her aggressiveness?

EVERY cat living indoors needs to be "fixed".

 

[OutHouse]

Give it to alkey, he loves pussies.

 

[KlokWyze]

Tell you family to fix their damn cats.

:thumbsup:

 

[Gothgar]

Dont forget to spay and neuter your pets!

Tell them to watch Price is Right reruns

 

[datalink7]

So, you were given a cat you don't want. The real question is, why did you accept a cat you didn't want?

 

[PottedMeat]

cant chemical engineer dude cook up a retroactive abortion potion to give the mother cat?

 

[edro]

Your parents had 5 indoor cats and a dog?

 

[biostud]

This might help:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2292325

 

[zCypher]

This thread delivers! Also, give them the cat. You aren't obligated to accept / keep it. Dafuq.

 

[brianmanahan]

This thread delivers! Also, give them the cat. You aren't obligated to accept / keep it. Dafuq.

consider the op

he delivers more than a obstetrician

 

[lk2500]

By the way, as somebody on these forums once pointed out... it is not up to whether you accept said cat or not. The cat has deemed YOU worthy for adoption and you must now serve her. It's foolish to think otherwise.