I was awesome tonight.

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Me and a friend walking to the movie theater after an awesome dinner at a steakhouse.
A couple came up to us asking for some gas money. I had $1 in cash. We gave $1 each, all is good.
30 secs later 2 bums comes up to us asking for change.

Me: 'No, no change'
Bum: 'Umm OK, Do you have a smoke to spare?'
Me: 'No, no smoke'
Bum: 'Ohh, please, I'll buy one'
Me: ????
Bum: 'I pay you $5'
Me: 'You didn't have any money!?'
Bum: Um ?!!


ROTFL!
 

SherEPunjab

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similar story happened to me once, U.T. austin, the drag, Le Fun Arcade.


So i'm walking on the drag, and some drag rat asks me for a quarter. I'm like whatever, i felt like being a good samaritan and handed the guy two. Well, Le Fun Arcade is 25 cents all games, or was. So I go in to the arcade and start playing. 5 minutes later i go to switch games and I see that same drag rat playing video games with MY money. That bastad. I thought he was going to buy food or something. POS.

After that, i was ruthless, i would totally ignore the drag rats.
 

gump47371

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Originally posted by: Spac3d
Originally posted by: dabuddha
a bum offered you 5 bucks for a cig?

lol

What city is this btw???

Spac3d

I am wondering the same thing. I am going to move there and carry a carton around with me all night long.