- Aug 16, 2001
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Me and a friend walking to the movie theater after an awesome dinner at a steakhouse.
A couple came up to us asking for some gas money. I had $1 in cash. We gave $1 each, all is good.
30 secs later 2 bums comes up to us asking for change.
Me: 'No, no change'
Bum: 'Umm OK, Do you have a smoke to spare?'
Me: 'No, no smoke'
Bum: 'Ohh, please, I'll buy one'
Me: ????
Bum: 'I pay you $5'
Me: 'You didn't have any money!?'
Bum: Um ?!!
ROTFL!
A couple came up to us asking for some gas money. I had $1 in cash. We gave $1 each, all is good.
30 secs later 2 bums comes up to us asking for change.
Me: 'No, no change'
Bum: 'Umm OK, Do you have a smoke to spare?'
Me: 'No, no smoke'
Bum: 'Ohh, please, I'll buy one'
Me: ????
Bum: 'I pay you $5'
Me: 'You didn't have any money!?'
Bum: Um ?!!
ROTFL!
