I was at Krogers the other day.....

[Akiba]

so after getting all my shiznits rang up, the portly lady asks me if I'd prefer paper or plastic? My gut reaction was like wtf i don't care. I smile and say "I don't care, that's my grandkids problem, not mine."

i thought she'd get a kick out of it, but instead the cow rolled her eyes at me. wtf? krogers employees have no sense of humors. i shoulda dropkicked her on the way out.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Two threads for your supermarket adventures? Nice.

 

[dartworth]

your people skills are unmatched...

politics are not in your future...

 

[0roo0roo]

standing there with a line of people getting angry or just being tired..back aches, the worker might just want the transaction over without hassle as fast as possible.

 

[Akiba]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Two threads for your supermarket adventures? Nice.

unfortunately i have no life. i drive a toyota FJ and use it as a grocery-getter. i sometimes feel like a poser

 

[Gibson486]

ah man....could this be the addition to our trifecta of neffers?

Could we finally have a quadruple bypass?

 

[Taejin]

57 posts and sounding more and more like a douchebag...

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: Taejin
57 posts and sounding more and more like CasioTech...

fixed

 

[LS21]

i thought this was an ICRS thread.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: Taejin
57 posts and sounding more and more like CasioTech...

fixed

But, you didn't change anything?

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: Taejin
57 posts and sounding more and more like CasioTech...

fixed

But, you didn't change anything?

I suppose. I could have entered Zanejohnson or E = MC^2....it would have still meant the same thing

 

[theprodigalrebel]

OP actually sounds closer (in spirit) to montypythizzle than those guys.

 

[UberNeuman]

Akiba - I look forward to more of your witty supermarket adventures.....

...and by witty - I mean sad attempts at attention....

 

[Akiba]

um, what? sorry guys...i'm not a douchebag. i dont wear a shirt with a popped collar

Originally posted by: UberNeuman
Akiba - I look forward to more of your witty supermarket adventures.....

...and by witty - I mean sad attempts at attention....

You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: Akiba
um, what? sorry guys...i'm not a douchebag. i dont wear a shirt with a popped collar

Originally posted by: UberNeuman
Akiba - I look forward to more of your witty supermarket adventures.....

...and by witty - I mean sad attempts at attention....

You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.

Even so, I'd be in better company with them, than with you, sir....

 

[thedarkwolf]

I worked there for 5 years what a shitty job. We did find a vibrating rubber ass male sex toy and a dildo in the parking lot. Best day ever.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Akiba
so after getting all my shiznits rang up, the portly lady asks me if I'd prefer paper or plastic? My gut reaction was like wtf i don't care. I smile and say "I don't care, that's my grandkids problem, not mine."

i thought she'd get a kick out of it, but instead the cow rolled her eyes at me. wtf? krogers employees have no sense of humors. i shoulda dropkicked her on the way out.

How old are you? I think your mommy is calling you.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: Taejin
57 posts and sounding more and more like a douchebag...

It's obvious he was banned before and this is a 2nd account. I suggest mods trace his IP and see if it is a 2nd account and ban this fool for being a tool.

 

[krunchykrome]

two weeks and he'll be gone....any bets?

 

[ViviTheMage]

wow - a FJ?

I, all of a sudden, don't like you.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Akiba
so after getting all my shiznits rang up, the portly lady asks me if I'd prefer paper or plastic? My gut reaction was like wtf i don't care. I smile and say "I don't care, that's my grandkids problem, not mine."

i thought she'd get a kick out of it, but instead the cow rolled her eyes at me. wtf? krogers employees have no sense of humors. i shoulda dropkicked her on the way out.

zanejohnson? Is that you?

You should try that. Then come back and post the pics of that 16 year old "cow" kicking your ass.

 

[oddyager]

Originally posted by: Akiba
so after getting all my shiznits rang up, the portly lady asks me if I'd prefer paper or plastic? My gut reaction was like wtf i don't care. I smile and say "I don't care, that's my grandkids problem, not mine."

i thought she'd get a kick out of it, but instead the cow rolled her eyes at me. wtf? krogers employees have no sense of humors. i shoulda dropkicked her on the way out.

Well done. I thought your last supermarket thread gave me a good solid impression of you but I see you can sink even lower. Don't disappoint me with your next post!

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five

Originally posted by: Taejin
57 posts and sounding more and more like a douchebag...

It's obvious he was banned before and this is a 2nd account. I suggest mods trace his IP and see if it is a 2nd account and ban this fool for being a tool.

Man, you rule.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: Akiba

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Two threads for your supermarket adventures? Nice.

unfortunately i have no life. i drive a toyota FJ and use it as a grocery-getter. i sometimes feel like a poser

Just don't take it off road and you'll be fine.

 

[GTaudiophile]

I think you're an ass.

The environment is OUR problem...if you hadn't noticed.