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I was alive once

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conehead433

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Well maybe not really. The first day of my life that I can remember I was run over by a truck and left for dead. I was 4 years old. But not until my head had bounced a bit on a gravel paved road since my my pants had hung on the rear bumper of the mail truck that had driven over me. Hope this makes you feel better about the way your life turned out.

PS. Did I ever stop hurting? No.

Wish they had taken me to a veterinarian. They would have known what to do.
 
Originally posted by: conehead433
Well maybe not really. The first day of my life that I can remember I was run over by a truck and left for dead. I was 4 years old. But not until my head had bounced a bit on a gravel paved road since my my pants had hung on the rear bumper of the mail truck that had driven over me. Hope this makes you feel better about the way your life turned out.

PS. Did I ever stop hurting? No.

Wish they had taken me to a veterinarian. They would have known what to do.
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you shall be the first that is sacrified to the almighty MOD
 
Originally posted by: conehead433
So what could make my life worth living? I could win the lottery.
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your life isn't worth living...so you will be offered to the almighty MOD for bannage
 
I didn't bother to mention that the tire drove over my abdomen, crushing my right hip and the all of my left rib cage. Of course with all the bouncing my head did on the gravel it's no wonder they say I have rocks in my head.
 
This really did happen to me. I was at a friend's house just down the street and crossed the road to get the mail for my friend's mother. It was a cul-de-sac and the driver of the truck never saw me as I passed in front of it.
 
The US Postal service, in their infinite wisdom decided to add convex mirrors to the front of their trucks, so they could actually see if something was in front of their vehicles.
 
Originally posted by: conehead433
Nevermind. It's obvious that the only person who would give a GD is the person who was run over.
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If u wanted people to actually care, why did u post in an off-topic forum? On anandtech?
 
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