I want to wake up feeling energized! And I think I have the solution!

[Duddy]

I know that the energy drink business has really taken off. And I love the feeling I get after drinking one. I'm totally ready for anything!

Anyways, I think I have found a cure for sleepiness in the morning.


How about a mouthpiece that you load up with pre-made caffiene shots. And at a pre-designated time, the mouthpiece slowly releases the caffiene shot into the mouth, and the sleeper swollows the shot unkowingly. An hour later you wake up feeling VERY energized and you are ready to tackle the day!


What do ya'll think? Do-able?

 

[hypn0tik]

User chokes to death FTW!

 

[her209]

Choking could be a problem

 

[CrackRabbit]

Not a snowballs chance in hell.

 

[RCN]

Why not time release caplsules?

 

[tfcmasta97]

go sleep with a giant electronic mouthpiece with a hose that goes somewhere?

pass.

 

[JLGatsby]

Airhorn alarmclock seems to wake me up alive with energy.

 

[laurenlex]

Methamphatemines in a IV drip.

 

[Duddy]

You can't choke on it. It would basically be the same kind of mouthpiece as a retainer. Also, no hoses.

 

[RCN]

Originally posted by: Duddy
You can't choke on it. It would basically be the same kind of mouthpiece as a retainer. Also, no hoses.

oh....the ultimate in comfort.........should make for great sleeping.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Duddy
You can't choke on it. It would basically be the same kind of mouthpiece as a retainer. Also, no hoses.

The "liquid" could still go down the wrong pipe.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: laurenlex
Methamphatemines in a IV drip.

^^That sounds like what I need some mornings

 

[Duddy]

I sleep fine with one. Also, I think waking up easier than ever is a nice trade-off.

 

[RCN]

Originally posted by: Duddy
I sleep fine with one. Also, I think waking up easier than ever is a nice trade-off.

I hated sleeping with mine.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Duddy
I know that the energy drink business has really taken off. And I love the feeling I get after drinking one. I'm totally ready for anything!

Anyways, I think I have found a cure for sleepiness in the morning.


How about a mouthpiece that you load up with pre-made caffiene shots. And at a pre-designated time, the mouthpiece slowly releases the caffiene shot into the mouth, and the sleeper swollows the shot unkowingly. An hour later you wake up feeling VERY energized and you are ready to tackle the day!


What do ya'll think? Do-able?

Time release caffeine pills would be WAY smarter.

 

[RCN]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Duddy
You can't choke on it. It would basically be the same kind of mouthpiece as a retainer. Also, no hoses.

The "liquid" could still go down the wrong pipe.

If it was a slow release I doubt it would. How much liquid would be needed anyway?

 

[MazerRackham]

If it were shaped like Heather Graham's most perfect breast(s), then yes I would probably sleep just fine with part of it in my mouth...

 

[Duddy]

Originally posted by: RCN

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Duddy
You can't choke on it. It would basically be the same kind of mouthpiece as a retainer. Also, no hoses.

The "liquid" could still go down the wrong pipe.

If it was a slow release I doubt it would. How much liquid would be needed anyway?

Hmm, not sure. I guess just enough caffeine to get you stirred up.

 

[Duddy]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Duddy
I know that the energy drink business has really taken off. And I love the feeling I get after drinking one. I'm totally ready for anything!

Anyways, I think I have found a cure for sleepiness in the morning.


How about a mouthpiece that you load up with pre-made caffiene shots. And at a pre-designated time, the mouthpiece slowly releases the caffiene shot into the mouth, and the sleeper swollows the shot unkowingly. An hour later you wake up feeling VERY energized and you are ready to tackle the day!


What do ya'll think? Do-able?

Time release caffeine pills would be WAY smarter.

You might be right. But those would be some big capsules. Unless you mean them to be suppositories?

 

[RCN]

Originally posted by: Duddy

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Duddy
I know that the energy drink business has really taken off. And I love the feeling I get after drinking one. I'm totally ready for anything!

Anyways, I think I have found a cure for sleepiness in the morning.


How about a mouthpiece that you load up with pre-made caffiene shots. And at a pre-designated time, the mouthpiece slowly releases the caffiene shot into the mouth, and the sleeper swollows the shot unkowingly. An hour later you wake up feeling VERY energized and you are ready to tackle the day!


What do ya'll think? Do-able?

Time release caffeine pills would be WAY smarter.

You might be right. But those would be some big capsules. Unless you mean them to be suppositories?

not really

 

[axelfox]

<-- runs to patent office with application

 

[Eli]

I used to buy Turbo Truffles.. when my alarm went off, I'd pop it into my mouth and suck on it, hitting snooze at the same time.

10 minutes later, the alarm would go off again, but this time I'd actually be awake.

 

[TitanDiddly]

I'm guessing that the electronically time-controlled caffeine enema would have a better chance.

 

[Duddy]

Originally posted by: RCN

Originally posted by: Duddy

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Duddy
I know that the energy drink business has really taken off. And I love the feeling I get after drinking one. I'm totally ready for anything!

Anyways, I think I have found a cure for sleepiness in the morning.


How about a mouthpiece that you load up with pre-made caffiene shots. And at a pre-designated time, the mouthpiece slowly releases the caffiene shot into the mouth, and the sleeper swollows the shot unkowingly. An hour later you wake up feeling VERY energized and you are ready to tackle the day!


What do ya'll think? Do-able?

Time release caffeine pills would be WAY smarter.

You might be right. But those would be some big capsules. Unless you mean them to be suppositories?

not really

Dizzamn!!

 

[SampSon]

Or you could just drink the caffeine after you wake up.