I want to stop scratching my balls

[her209]

I've tried many times, and have failed....it's a very bad habbit, my balls are swollen, all irritated....what's an easy way of trying to stop? I sometimes don't even notice myself :shocked:

 

[ironcrotch]

TAKE A DAMN SHOWER!!

 

[calvinbiss]

just sniff your hands after every time, that should make you stop. better yet, collect all the cheese from under your finger nails after scratching, and make cheese sandwiches, that'll put a stop to it.

 

[a64fxman]

soak ur ballz in drano..it will kill all germs!!!

 

[maddogchen]

cut them off, lock them in a box, and throw away the key

 

[PottedMeat]

got a dawg? got some peanutbutter? you know what to do.

 

[virusag11]

Shave them, the first few times they will itch, afterwards you will just be smooth LOL

 

[neonerd]

cut them off?

 

[badmouse]

Go to the doctor and ask for help.

The look on his/her face should cure you forever. :beer:

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: virusag11
Shave them, the first few times they will itch, afterwards you will just be smooth LOL

Sounds like you are speaking from experience???

 

[a64fxman]

get a can of compressed air spray, invert the can and spray towardsz ur ballz...the cooling effect will make u reach nirvana

 

[Mojoed]

6/10

Only because no one got this parody so far, especially you Neonerd!

 

[Glitchny]

Umm parody thread?

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: Mojoed
6/10

Only because no one got this parody so far, especially you Neonerd!

why do you think my post in here was nearly identical to his post in my thread?

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: neonerd

Originally posted by: Mojoed
6/10

Only because no one got this parody so far, especially you Neonerd!

why do you think my post in here was nearly identical to his post in my thread?

touché!

 

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