i want to slap Tim Tebow with a mackerel

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If you were Tim Tebow, would you turn down sex from Olivia Culpo?

  • would not hit

  • would hit, with the fist of an angry god

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SSSnail

SSSnail

Lifer
Nov 29, 2006
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He's gay, you didn't know that? That whole religious thing is just a ruse.
 
drbrock

drbrock

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Feb 8, 2008
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He has beliefs and sticks to them. I don't think I can hold out with a woman like her but way hotter girls than that throw themselves at him on a daily basis.

I am borderline thinking that she wanted to have another trophy like she did with Jonas. Any woman dating tebow has to know what they are getting themselves into.

When I was at the Ole Miss Tailgate two weeks ago there were women taking photos of his photo on the side of the SEC Network bus. Crazy...
 
gorcorps

gorcorps

aka Brandon
Jul 18, 2004
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drbrock said:
He has beliefs and sticks to them. I don't think I can hold out with a woman like her but way hotter girls than that throw themselves at him on a daily basis.

I am borderline thinking that she wanted to have another trophy like she did with Jonas. Any woman dating tebow has to know what they are getting themselves into.

When I was at the Ole Miss Tailgate two weeks ago there were women taking photos of his photo on the side of the SEC Network bus. Crazy...
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Bingo... Tebow has been very open and honest about his beliefs, this isn't new. She sounds like the type to go into expecting to change him and is now pissed that she couldn't.

Good on him. I don't believe in anything he does, but there's a lot of "Christians" out there that only follow things when convenient. At least he's sticking to his beliefs.
 
MongGrel

MongGrel

Lifer
Dec 3, 2013
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Mullets are more efficient, but they are better if you save and smoke em for eating.

Their smaller, club like size does make them have a higher velocity though, they are a perfect size for fish slapping.
 
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SP33Demon

SP33Demon

Lifer
Jun 22, 2001
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This says more about what a douche this bitch is. She knew full well he's abstinent and thought she'd be the one to change him. Then breaking up with him b/c he's religious, i.e. she got no sex means her intentions were ego based. Good for Tebow sticking to his guns and maintaining his wholesome image while letting this snake slither away to some other loser (like the jonas brothers lolololol). Tebow = awesome and can get any woman he wants.
 
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Brian Stirling

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Feb 7, 2010
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I don't care for or about Tebow, the abstinence story that was a crime against nature was Adriana Lima. To think she remained a virgin until she was married at 28 years old is just wrong. Fucking religion!


Brian
 
OutHouse

OutHouse

Lifer
Jun 5, 2000
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good for him. fuck that bitch, did she think he was going to throw his beliefs away for her? lol.
 
waggy

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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gorcorps said:
Bingo... Tebow has been very open and honest about his beliefs, this isn't new. She sounds like the type to go into expecting to change him and is now pissed that she couldn't.

Good on him. I don't believe in anything he does, but there's a lot of "Christians" out there that only follow things when convenient. At least he's sticking to his beliefs.
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agreed. His life his choice. i think he is nuts but meh. good for him for sticking to what he believes.
 
DrPizza

DrPizza

Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
Mar 5, 2001
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One would think that a former Miss USA would be bright enough to phrase the break-up as "we have incompatible lifestyles," rather than to be so blunt about it. Thus, given Tebow's beliefs, I'm surprised he put up with her vanity for 2 months.

This is one guy who will have some regrets later in life....
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Yeah, probably. You'd think by now that someone "qualified" to date someone of his stature would have turned up in his life by now. But, it appears he might be waiting a long time to find Mrs. Right.
 
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Ricochet

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Oct 31, 1999
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I'm not religious but good for him for sticking to his beliefs. As human beings we can't all be the same. There's just too many "let's fuck our brains out" type as it is out there.
 
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Insomniator

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Oct 23, 2002
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Ricochet said:
I'm not religious but good for him for sticking to his beliefs. As human beings we can't all be the same. There's just too many "let's fuck our brains out" type as it is out there.
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You only live once. This guy and many other people are keeping themselves from one of the best things in life, at the best ages to do it, all for beliefs in something that is completely made up/fake.
 
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s0me0nesmind1

Lifer
Nov 8, 2012
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I recall rumors that he was banging plenty while he was at UF. No idea of any validity there, just something that was going around.

That said, saving yourself for marriage is hilarious. Even your own body can't sustain all those hormones and you start having "wet dreams". How sad and pathetic.
 
z1ggy

z1ggy

Lifer
May 17, 2008
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Like the others say, good for him. But I still think it's dumb as shit. You have one life to live, and you're not going to bang chicks because some invisible, faith based deity says you shouldn't? Oh well, his life, his choices.
 
TheSlamma

TheSlamma

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Sep 6, 2005
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Her fault, he made his beliefs transparent to all of us *sigh* whether we wanted it or NOT.

This is just as dumb as women who try to convert gay guys so they feel better about how hot they are, not gonna work.
 
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soulcougher73

Lifer
Nov 29, 2006
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Props to him for sticking to his beliefs even though i dont agree with them. But man talk about the regrets when he dies and finds out god and heaven etc isnt real. He's gonna be like "Man!! I had it all and blew it. I coulda been tapping top shelf ass all those years"..then he would really die and slip into the blackness.
 
core2slow

core2slow

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Mar 7, 2008
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passing up good opportunities like he did passing up a chance to play in the NFL as a fullback.
 
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