I want to marry Michael Moore

[preslove]

Dude, he is so hot and his movies make are 100% true and I agree with him sooooo much! I want to get married and have lots of babies.

Isn't he dreamy?

:wub:

:hmm:

Wait!

I'm not a credulous, drooling cretin and I have serious doubts about the veracity of many of his claims!

Wanting to have a gay marriage with Moore would be as crazy as having a gay marriage with bill o'reilly, or a gay marriage with Ann Coulter :hmm:


The wedding is off D:!


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Actually, he and Jeff Garlin seems like two good guy to share a beer, an eightball of coke, and several hookers with :thumbsup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F649DqlBjaM

 

[ahenkel]

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul

 

[olds]

Ban for call out in tags
EDIT
Now your not even man enough to leave it in your sig.
BYW, I doubt the mods want to lick your balls

 

[mmntech]

Michael Moore is a multi-millionaire that exploits poor people in order to attack multi-millionaires he claims exploit poor people. He's hypocrisy personified. 😀

 

[shortylickens]

Michael Moore is a multi-millionaire that exploits poor people in order to attack multi-millionaires he claims exploit poor people. He's hypocrisy personified. 😀

He shoulda been a Republican!!
😱

 

[preslove]

BYW,

????

:hmm:

An anacronym for "Back Yard Wrestling." Refers to people, usually teenage males, mimicking WWE professional wrestling by pummeling each other, usually with weapons like cookie-sheets, steel folding chairs, thumb tacs, barbed wire, etc. "BYW" specifically refers to a particular ground.

:awe:

I doubt the mods want to lick your balls

That's what the massochist mod does in your basement????!!!!

D:

 

[preslove]

Michael Moore is a multi-millionaire that exploits poor people in order to attack multi-millionaires he claims exploit poor people. He's hypocrisy personified. 😀

The real question is whether you would like to share a hooker with him and Jeff Garlin.

Where do you stand, sir

 

[SunnyD]

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo-xoxoxoxoxoxoxo-xoxoxoxoxoxoxo-xoxoxoxoxoxoxo-xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Damnit, this key has already been activated! 😡

 

[yhelothar]

10/10

 

[JulesMaximus]

I like his movies.

 

[Greenman]

I like his movies.

And the burning question is, why?

 

[Thebobo]

I like his movies as well

Roger and me was great

Capitalism a love affair was also good.

He had a TV show I think it was for a while where he had stripers dancing at the entrance to a white supremacists camp out in the boonies. Was hilarious.

 

[Skitzer]

He had a TV show I think it was for a while where he had stripers dancing at the entrance to a white supremacists camp out in the boonies. Was hilarious.

How did he get fish to dance??

 

[Tweak155]

Babe thread.

 

[blackdogdeek]

how long before we see a "who would you hit: Ann Coulter vs Michael Moore?" thread?

 

[zinfamous]

Oh dear, what have you done?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

After watching Bowling for Columbine I honestly had dreams that he was my father, and that we did all sorts of fun stuff together. He even put a firepole leading from my bedroom to the garage below, a long-forgotten childhood fantasy. I love him.

 

[preslove]

After watching Bowling for Columbine I honestly had dreams that he was my father, and that we did all sorts of fun stuff together. He even put a firepole leading from my bedroom to the garage below, a long-forgotten childhood fantasy. I love him.

lol, that's beautiful.

You know, with a little bit of effort you could become the new Flying Pig.

 

[IGBT]

and let him sit on your face.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

I refuse to watch his videos, despite being that I am an independent.

 

[zinfamous]

After watching Bowling for Columbine I honestly had dreams that he was my father, and that we did all sorts of fun stuff together. He even put a firepole leading from my bedroom to the garage below, a long-forgotten childhood fantasy. I love him.

A+ post, my friend.

😀

 

[zinfamous]

and lol at video. I saw Jeff Garland do a one man show at IO several years ago. and a little clinic.

what a goof.

 

[preslove]

I PUT AN IMPORTANT QUESTION TO AN ESTEEMED PANEL MADE UP OF RUSH LIMBAUGH AND MICHAEL MOORE!


Which would you rather do, have sex with Ann Coulter, or drink tea and eat soup with this old liberal lady?

RUSH LIMBAUGH:

RL: Ann and I are friends, and after those couple of times in the hot tub, early in her career, we both agreed that we should keep our relationship platonic from then on. So, I guess I would drink tea and eat soup with that balding dwarf.




MICHAEL MOORE:

MM: I hate Ann Coulter, eff her. That nice old lady looks like she would be fun to chat with over tea and soup.


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[HamburgerBoy]

I've never found Ann Coulter unattractive. Aside from the Adam's apple thing, I don't see how she is mannish.

 

[zinfamous]

I've never found Ann Coulter unattractive. Aside from the Adam's apple thing, I don't see how she is mannish.

Have you considered her giant freak hand(s)?