I want to marry Ann Coulter

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What liberals don't know about guns, Chapter 217

Fresh off of blaming Jared Loughner's killing spree in the Tucson mall on Sarah Palin, liberals are now blaming it on high-capacity magazines. They might as well imprison everyone named "Jared" to prevent a crime like this from ever happening again.

During the presidential campaign, Obama said: "I don't know of any self-respecting hunter that needs 19 rounds of anything. You don't shoot 19 rounds at a deer, and if you do, you shouldn't be hunting." It would have been more accurate for him to end that sentence after the word "hunter."

It's so adorable when people who wouldn't know a high-capacity magazine from Vanity Fair start telling gun owners what they should want and need.

In fact, high-capacity mags put a predator like Loughner at a disadvantage because they are so long, unwieldy and difficult to conceal. This may be why the Tucson shooting appears to be the first spree killing involving a high-capacity magazine. It would have been easier for Loughner to bring two guns.

On the other hand, for a homeowner who is a poor marksman, a large-capacity clip could be a lifesaver.

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But after every multiple murder, liberals come up with some crackpot idea to "do something" that invariably involves infringing on some aspect of our Second Amendment rights.

The ACLU won't let us put nuts in mental hospitals, and Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik wouldn't lock up Loughner even after he had broken the law several times.

In an open society that includes Sheriff Dumbnik and the ACLU, deranged individuals may explode into murder and mayhem now and then. The best we can do is enact policies that will reduce the death toll when these acts of carnage occur.

There's only one policy of any kind that has ever been shown to deter mass murder: concealed-carry laws. In a comprehensive study of all public, multiple-shooting incidents in America between 1977 and 1999, the highly regarded economists John Lott and Bill Landes found that concealed-carry laws were the only laws that had any beneficial effect.

And the effect was not small. States that allowed citizens to carry concealed handguns reduced multiple-shooting attacks by 60 percent and reduced the death and injury from these attacks by nearly 80 percent.

When there are no armed citizens to stop mass murderers, the killers are able to shoot unabated, even pausing to reload their weapons, until they get bored and stop. Some stop only when their trigger fingers develop carpal tunnel syndrome.

Consider just the school shootings – popular sites for mass murder because so many schools are "gun-free zones." Or, as mass murderers call them, "free-fire zones."

At Columbine High School, two students killed 12 people before ending the carnage themselves by committing suicide. They didn't need high-capacity magazines because they were able to stop and reload.

At the Amish school shooting in 2006 in Lancaster County, Pa., the deranged killer murdered five little girls and then committed suicide.

In 1998, two students in Craighead County, Ark., killed five people, including four little girls, before the killers decided to stop and attempt an escape.

And in 2007, a deranged student killed 32 people at Virginia Tech – 30 of them in a very short period of time in one building. He didn't need high-capacity magazines because he had two guns and reloaded.

There was no one to stop him.

School shootings that have been halted were almost always stopped by the happenstance of an armed citizen on school property.

In 2002, an immigrant in Virginia started shooting his classmates at the Appalachian Law School in Grundy. Two of his classmates retrieved guns from their cars, forcing the killer to drop his weapon and allowing a third classmate to tackle him.

Three dead.

In Santee, Calif., in 2001, when a student began shooting his classmates, the school activated its "safe school plan" – as the principal later told CNN – by sending a "trained campus supervisor" to stop the killer.

Possibly not realizing that he was in a gun-free zone, the killer responded by shooting the trained campus supervisor three times. Fortunately, an armed off-duty San Diego policeman happened to be bringing his daughter to school that day. With a gun, he stopped the killer and held him at bay until more police could arrive.

Two dead.

In 1997, a student at Pearl High School in Pearl, Miss., had already shot several people at his high school and was headed for the junior high school when assistant principal Joel Myrick retrieved a .45 pistol from his car and pointed it at the gunman's head, ending the slaughter.

Two dead.

In 1998, a student attending a junior high school dance at a restaurant in Edinboro, Pa., started shooting, whereupon the restaurant owner pulled out his shotgun, chased the gunman from the restaurant and captured him for the police.

One dead.

See the pattern?

In response to Columbine, schools adopted "anti-bullying" policies; in response to Virginia Tech, eBay ceased selling magazines online; in response to the Tucson shooting, liberals want to ban the particular magazine Loughner used.

And then the next killer will come along with a different arsenal and a different motive, and the only way to stop him will be with an armed citizen with a gun.
 

IronWing

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There were armed citizens in the crowd at the Tucson event. One of them tackled Jared. None of them drew their weapon. Ann is still a moran.
 

zinfamous

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so one of her arguments is that a high-capacity magazine is a good thing b/c it compensates for poor marksmen trying to protect their homes.

great.

so, after you've capped your wife in her larnyx and little jimmy in the next room takes one in the temple, you still have a chance to shoot the perp.

excellent. nevermind that poor marksmen should be running around with handguns--we can just give them more bullets! :awe:

also, olds, you can't marry her until they allow dudes to marry dudes. fyi.

;)
 

Dominato3r

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"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."
 

BoomerD

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I think it'd be a great fit...but be forewarned...here peenor is bigger than yours...
 

Numenorean

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There's 13 rounds in my gun. 14 if I keep one in the chamber and then load the mag. Add another 13 for the other mag. Is 14 high capacity? Is 27? Because I can reload it quite quickly.
 

rudeguy

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There were armed citizens in the crowd at the Tucson event. One of them tackled Jared. None of them drew their weapon. Ann is still a moran.

I wondered about that. Any idea why no one took him out?


Also; Ann Coulter is one of those people who are so annoying that they make you want to eat your own face to avoid having to hear her speak another word.
 

Kadarin

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I want to marry Ann Coulter

You mean you want Ann Coulter to be your domestic partner?

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Jeeebus

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I think it'd be a great fit...but be forewarned...here peenor is bigger than yours...

that's not really a fair statement. Ann could have an elongated vagina flap, and it would still count as a bigger penis than olds'.
 

Turin39789

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On the other hand, for a homeowner who is a poor marksman, a large-capacity clip could be a lifesaver.

What a pisspoor justification for high caps. If you're going to own a handgun and rely on it for home defense, learn to use it.

Hammers should really be at least a foot wide for homeowners who have trouble hitting the nail on the head.
 

Jeff7

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What a pisspoor justification for high caps. If you're going to own a handgun and rely on it for home defense, learn to use it.

Hammers should really be at least a foot wide for homeowners who have trouble hitting the nail on the head.
Hell, just use a grenade. That way you only have to toss it in the general direction of what might look like a shadowy figure in the dark hallway.
 

Turin39789

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Hell, just use a grenade. That way you only have to toss it in the general direction of what might look like a shadowy figure in the dark hallway.

I'm telling you, no homeowner who can't be bothered to learn to use their weapons will be safe until they all have RPG's. High capacity RPG's that is, can't be sure with the first shot in something as large as a 15x15 room.
 

JulesMaximus

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She's way too nutty for me...and there is nothing sexy about that woman at all.

Guns are so passe` anyway. I prefer the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.