I want to make something deliciously creative

[pelov]

but I'm all out of lube and unicorn farts.

So then I thought, why don't I cook something?

I'm thinking I should make some coconut rice. I have coconut milk and jasmine rice in the fridge and that sounds like it will be pretty awesome. But I'd like something to go along with it.

I have a packet of shit ache mushrooms, chicken cutlets, celery, carrots, peas, potatoes, bacon, beans, a whole slew of herbs and spices, green peppers, fresh spinach, yet I'm drawing a blank as to what I should make to couple my going-to-be-fucking-amazing coconut rice.

Whattaya' say, ATOT-bags? What sort of concoction can I put together with said ingredients.

 

[PottedMeat]

I have a packet of shit ache mushrooms.

go back to the store and exchange them for some shiitake mushrooms.

 

[techs]

Tiramasu

 

[IronWing]

Cook bacon. Go to store and buy ingredients with which to make macaroons dipped in chocolate. Eat bacon and macaroons. Throw potatos at first emo looking person you see. Give them cause to be emo. Enjoy life.

 

[rayfieldclement]

Why don't you make RICE PUDDING!