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I want to make Processor Keychains

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inveterate

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Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,
 
Originally posted by: inveterate
Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,
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Frist youz stop typingz like dats so hi can understandeds whata you sayings
 
Originally posted by: inveterate
Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,
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Same here.......

Or I might just sneak into FAB 30 and nick a wafer.
 
Originally posted by: inveterate
Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,
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First of all, work on improving your intelligence. The rest will come naturally if you stop allowing yourself to be a dumbass.

Get smart. Profit.
 
Originally posted by: clarkey01
Originally posted by: inveterate
Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,
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Same here.......

Or I might just sneak into FAB 30 and nick a wafer.
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Hell Intel makes their scrapped wafers into keychains anyway. I used to have one that my ex's dad gave me. Intel makes HOARDS of these processor keychains and gives them away every year.
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: clarkey01
Originally posted by: inveterate
Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,
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Same here.......

Or I might just sneak into FAB 30 and nick a wafer.
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Hell Intel makes their scrapped wafers into keychains anyway. I used to have one that my ex's dad gave me. Intel makes HOARDS of these processor keychains and gives them away every year.
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:Q where can i get this?
 
Originally posted by: neutralizer
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: clarkey01
Originally posted by: inveterate
Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,
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Same here.......

Or I might just sneak into FAB 30 and nick a wafer.
Click to expand...

Hell Intel makes their scrapped wafers into keychains anyway. I used to have one that my ex's dad gave me. Intel makes HOARDS of these processor keychains and gives them away every year.
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:Q where can i get this?
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I dunno, he just handed me one years ago and told me about them. It was nice. It was encased in clear plastic with the Intel logo, saying what it was (an old celeron) and where it was made.

My company is an Intel channel member so I'll ask my Intel rep about getting some for promotional purposes or whatever. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Nik


Hell Intel makes their scrapped wafers into keychains anyway. I used to have one that my ex's dad gave me. Intel makes HOARDS of these processor keychains and gives them away every year.
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I can see the pecking order for Intel's wafers:

Highest quality- mobile CPU's.
Next highest- high speed bin CPU's
Middle- low speed bin CPU's
Lowest- keychains
 
Meh, crap. Looks like Intel's not doing that anymore. The only keychain I can get my hands on is $2.50 and is just a keychain with Intel logo and blue LED. Shoot, man, those things were cool.
 
Originally posted by: inveterate
Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,
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Me want to use wood auger bit to drill you brainz opennnn
 
Originally posted by: Nik

Hell Intel makes their scrapped wafers into keychains anyway. I used to have one that my ex's dad gave me. Intel makes HOARDS of these processor keychains and gives them away every year.
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Wouldn't they burn your fingers?
 
Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: Nik

Hell Intel makes their scrapped wafers into keychains anyway. I used to have one that my ex's dad gave me. Intel makes HOARDS of these processor keychains and gives them away every year.
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Wouldn't they burn your fingers?
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Why would they burn your fingers? Are you being a dumbass?
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: Nik

Hell Intel makes their scrapped wafers into keychains anyway. I used to have one that my ex's dad gave me. Intel makes HOARDS of these processor keychains and gives them away every year.
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Wouldn't they burn your fingers?
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Why would they burn your fingers? Are you being a dumbass?
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Sigh.

Intel processors?
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Meh, crap. Looks like Intel's not doing that anymore. The only keychain I can get my hands on is $2.50 and is just a keychain with Intel logo and blue LED. Shoot, man, those things were cool.
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Because it's been decided that it's ethical and legal to sell floor sweepings to China as CPUs. They get the chips with busted cache, random dysfunctional bits, etc.
 
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