I want to make Processor Keychains

[inveterate]

Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Originally posted by: inveterate
Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,

Frist youz stop typingz like dats so hi can understandeds whata you sayings

 

[clarkey01]

Originally posted by: inveterate
Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,

Same here.......

Or I might just sneak into FAB 30 and nick a wafer.

 

[alkemyst]

well your Sav-A-Lot specials aren't going to cut it...pun intended

http://www.diydata.com/tool/drillbits/drillbits.htm

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: inveterate
Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,

First of all, work on improving your intelligence. The rest will come naturally if you stop allowing yourself to be a dumbass.

Get smart. Profit.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: clarkey01

Originally posted by: inveterate
Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,

Same here.......

Or I might just sneak into FAB 30 and nick a wafer.

Hell Intel makes their scrapped wafers into keychains anyway. I used to have one that my ex's dad gave me. Intel makes HOARDS of these processor keychains and gives them away every year.

 

[amcdonald]

Me no like thread. me angry at OP!

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: clarkey01

Originally posted by: inveterate
Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,

Same here.......

Or I might just sneak into FAB 30 and nick a wafer.

Hell Intel makes their scrapped wafers into keychains anyway. I used to have one that my ex's dad gave me. Intel makes HOARDS of these processor keychains and gives them away every year.

:Q where can i get this?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: clarkey01

Originally posted by: inveterate
Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,

Same here.......

Or I might just sneak into FAB 30 and nick a wafer.

Hell Intel makes their scrapped wafers into keychains anyway. I used to have one that my ex's dad gave me. Intel makes HOARDS of these processor keychains and gives them away every year.

:Q where can i get this?

I dunno, he just handed me one years ago and told me about them. It was nice. It was encased in clear plastic with the Intel logo, saying what it was (an old celeron) and where it was made.

My company is an Intel channel member so I'll ask my Intel rep about getting some for promotional purposes or whatever.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Nik


Hell Intel makes their scrapped wafers into keychains anyway. I used to have one that my ex's dad gave me. Intel makes HOARDS of these processor keychains and gives them away every year.

I can see the pecking order for Intel's wafers:

Highest quality- mobile CPU's.
Next highest- high speed bin CPU's
Middle- low speed bin CPU's
Lowest- keychains

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: inveterate
Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, ,

Me likez the way u talk,,, wantz to learn grammer from ur skool,, , ,

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Meh, crap. Looks like Intel's not doing that anymore. The only keychain I can get my hands on is $2.50 and is just a keychain with Intel logo and blue LED. Shoot, man, those things were cool.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: inveterate
Me fry lotz o pentiums ,,, want to make keychains ,, having trouble drilling holes through Ceramic.. Anyone knowz how to get through this stuff cleanly,,

Me want to use wood auger bit to drill you brainz opennnn

 

[Leper Messiah]

I have some made of 30 pin SIMMs...

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Nik

Hell Intel makes their scrapped wafers into keychains anyway. I used to have one that my ex's dad gave me. Intel makes HOARDS of these processor keychains and gives them away every year.

Wouldn't they burn your fingers?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: Nik

Hell Intel makes their scrapped wafers into keychains anyway. I used to have one that my ex's dad gave me. Intel makes HOARDS of these processor keychains and gives them away every year.

Wouldn't they burn your fingers?

Why would they burn your fingers? Are you being a dumbass?

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: Nik

Hell Intel makes their scrapped wafers into keychains anyway. I used to have one that my ex's dad gave me. Intel makes HOARDS of these processor keychains and gives them away every year.

Wouldn't they burn your fingers?

Why would they burn your fingers? Are you being a dumbass?

Sigh.

Intel processors?

 

[inveterate]

whiza eva hatin me speesh men,,,,u r ll hataz,,,,me aint neva stop taukin laite tis!

 

[BooGiMaN]

stop talking like a damn moron, it wasnt funny the first time

 

[SVT Cobra]

do a search...someone figured out how to make a bunch of keychain durons....

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Nik
Meh, crap. Looks like Intel's not doing that anymore. The only keychain I can get my hands on is $2.50 and is just a keychain with Intel logo and blue LED. Shoot, man, those things were cool.

Because it's been decided that it's ethical and legal to sell floor sweepings to China as CPUs. They get the chips with busted cache, random dysfunctional bits, etc.