I have only been to Wal-Fart 3 times in the past year. Each time was due to the fact I got a Wal-Fart gift card from my company and needed to use them. Each time I come back home angy, depressed, blood pressure is a little higher, and pretty much just in a pissy mood.
This is not due to Wal-Mart itself but the people who shop there:
YOU DO NOT NEED TO WALK SIDE BY SIDE AND TAKE UP THE ENTIRE ISLE!!!
YOU DO NOT NEED TO USE THE SELF CHECKOUT IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE IT, NOR SHOULD YOU STRIKE UP A 5 MINUTE CONVERSATION WITH THE PERSON YOU ARE WITH; OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO USE THE DAMN THING!!!!
YOU DO NOT NEED TO TELL THE CASHIER TO "HOLD ON I FORGOT SOMETHING" AND WALK TO THE OTHER END OF THE STORE TO GET YOUR FAT ASS ANOTHER TUB OF CRISCO FOR YOUR FRIED CHICKEN/OKRA/POTATOES/SNICKERS/KIT-KITS AND M&M'S!!!!
YOU DO NOT NEED TO USE THE SCOOTER JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE FAT; ARE YOU TOO STUPID TO FIGURE OUT THAT WALKING MIGHT HELP YOU LOSE SOME OF THAT WEIGHT?!?!?!
ARRRG!!!!
All done, move along now.
EDIT: Spacing and added a few more !!!!!!'s