I want to kill someone

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Why can't murder be legal....
Because every girl who rejects the advances of pudgy little Nerds who need a shower would be in mortal danger.
 

Lithium381

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Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Originally posted by: MAME
start with yourself and work from there

I figure I would kill myself last....

Well, death by ants would work if you have a way to get rid of the bones...

some species of ants might eat the bones, the huge ones from south america that are the size of my hand.....brutal
 

DrPizza

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Usually, I read these threads only to see if it's me that someone wants to kill...
I wish deathbyants would have been a little more specific about *who* he wants to kill. Now I'll be paranoid the rest of the day.
 

DurocShark

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Usually, I read these threads only to see if it's me that someone wants to kill...
I wish deathbyants would have been a little more specific about *who* he wants to kill. Now I'll be paranoid the rest of the day.

I'm sure you'll be fine... Just watch out for the guy carrying an ant hill around on the back of his truck...
 

SarcasticDwarf

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Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Usually, I read these threads only to see if it's me that someone wants to kill...
I wish deathbyants would have been a little more specific about *who* he wants to kill. Now I'll be paranoid the rest of the day.

I'm sure you'll be fine... Just watch out for the guy carrying an ant hill around on the back of his truck...

That would be IN the back of his truck

That's it, you're going to die!!
 

SarcasticDwarf

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Originally posted by: coldcut
It's only Counter-Strike!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, but now my Steam install is borked, I have to re-install it again (it takes about 2 days to download on my colleges connection), and I have to drive 30 miles (each way) to go pick up my cd-key again.
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Originally posted by: coldcut
It's only Counter-Strike!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, but now my Steam install is borked, I have to re-install it again (it takes about 2 days to download on my colleges connection), and I have to drive 30 miles (each way) to go pick up my cd-key again.
WTF? Drive to get your CD key?
 

flxnimprtmscl

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Originally posted by: coldcut
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Why can't murder be legal....

Did you get rejected by a girl?

Why do you assume it's a girl?
Because he lives in Wisconsin and you live in Mass.

If he lives in Wisconsin then it's probably a cow. Maybe not even a girl cow. Who knows.
 

Siddhartha

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Oct 17, 1999
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Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Why can't murder be legal....

Have you ever wondered how many time bombs, like this guy, are walking around waiting for the right moment to explode?
 

Ultima

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Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Why can't murder be legal....

Have you ever wondered how many time bombs, like this guy, are walking around waiting for the right moment to explode?

And wonder how many retards egg them on and then are surprised when they blow up? The instinct for survival is the strongest and sometimes it seems that to "survive" others have to die.. strange but evolution made us capable of murder for a reason.