I want to hear from the penises.

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HappyPuppy

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Celibrities have made themselves heard on the topic of attacking Iraq. Unfortunately, they left out the greatest and most respected of their kind, The Penises.

Puppetry of the Penis has been playing worldwide for several months now. The penises have gained respect among the acting crowd and liberals in general. Liberal women have been seen swooning and the men of their ilk are storming the stage for a personal interview.

What would the penises have to say about terrorism and subduing Saddam Hussein? The whole world waits with baited breath.
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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I tell you what; you may be waiting w/baited breath, but we're all sitting here smelling YOUR breath! *sniff* Hmmm...a faint cross b/t wacky weed and beer is my guess.

WTF are you talking about w/this "Talking Penises" thing? You're wacked, dude. Time for Sleepy-Byes.
 
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HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
I tell you what; you may be waiting w/baited breath, but we're all sitting here smelling YOUR breath! *sniff* Hmmm...a faint cross b/t wacky weed and beer is my guess.

WTF are you talking about w/this "Talking Penises" thing? You're wacked, dude. Time for Sleepy-Byes.
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So, you have never heard of Puppetry of the Penis?

 
MichaelD

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: MichaelD
I tell you what; you may be waiting w/baited breath, but we're all sitting here smelling YOUR breath! *sniff* Hmmm...a faint cross b/t wacky weed and beer is my guess.

WTF are you talking about w/this "Talking Penises" thing? You're wacked, dude. Time for Sleepy-Byes.
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So, you have never heard of Puppetry of the Penis?
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Uh, NO. I say that proudly, as well. Singing, dancing, talking, moving or mobile penises have never been my thing, you know? I'm a bearded-clam kinda guy, myself.
 
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