Today, in class, a girl I kinda like looked nice (for those of you who remember, it's Psycho/Suicide Girl. I think she had therapy or something). Nicer than usual. She was all made-up (you know, make-up), with lipstick and all, and her eyes and shi[/i]t. She also wore a nice dress. You know what I'm saying, she just looked nice.
Now, I could just say:"Gee, you looked nice today." And she'd say:"Thank you. Buttsecks? (<-- joke 😉)" Ideally, that's how it'd go. Unfortunately, women are emotional trainwrecks, and I think it'd go a lot more like this:
Me:"Gee, you looked nice today."
Her:"Oh yeah? What do you mean by that? That I don't look nice, usually? You think I'm pathetic, don't you? You think I need compliments from you? Think I'm fishing for compliments, eh? I hate you."
Or, it could go like this:
Me:"Wow, you looked alright today. Did you go to a party or something?"
Her:"What? You think I only want to look nice when there's people? You think I care? It's none of your goddamned bussiness. I hate you."
Of course, I could say this:
Me:"Hey, new make-up? It looks okay."
Her:"What? Okay? That was a $100 mascara I was wearing. It was a [INSERT MASCARA BRAND HERE], you prick. You don't notice anything, do you? I hate you."
And lastly, I could say this:
Me:"Hey, wow, you got new clothes or something? They looked nice. Are they [INSERT BRAND OF CLOTHES HERE, I DON'T FUC[/i]KING KNOW]?"
Her:"No. No, they're not. You don't know anything. Get out of my life. I hate you."
See? There's no win-situation I can think of 🙁. I need your help. I really do.
I suck at life.
Oh, I forgot to add that. She's never, ever alone. I'd have to do it over MSN/AIM/phone (phone is not a good option, I think.)
Now, I could just say:"Gee, you looked nice today." And she'd say:"Thank you. Buttsecks? (<-- joke 😉)" Ideally, that's how it'd go. Unfortunately, women are emotional trainwrecks, and I think it'd go a lot more like this:
Me:"Gee, you looked nice today."
Her:"Oh yeah? What do you mean by that? That I don't look nice, usually? You think I'm pathetic, don't you? You think I need compliments from you? Think I'm fishing for compliments, eh? I hate you."
Or, it could go like this:
Me:"Wow, you looked alright today. Did you go to a party or something?"
Her:"What? You think I only want to look nice when there's people? You think I care? It's none of your goddamned bussiness. I hate you."
Of course, I could say this:
Me:"Hey, new make-up? It looks okay."
Her:"What? Okay? That was a $100 mascara I was wearing. It was a [INSERT MASCARA BRAND HERE], you prick. You don't notice anything, do you? I hate you."
And lastly, I could say this:
Me:"Hey, wow, you got new clothes or something? They looked nice. Are they [INSERT BRAND OF CLOTHES HERE, I DON'T FUC[/i]KING KNOW]?"
Her:"No. No, they're not. You don't know anything. Get out of my life. I hate you."
See? There's no win-situation I can think of 🙁. I need your help. I really do.
I suck at life.
Oh, I forgot to add that. She's never, ever alone. I'd have to do it over MSN/AIM/phone (phone is not a good option, I think.)