I want to be Tony Stark!

[Jugernot]

Yes, yes, I realize it's only a comic/movie, but after seeing Iron Man, his character is just so damned cool.

Bruce Wayne never floated my boat, though they share many aspects of their lives.

They both have no family other their hired help (Alfred and Pepper). They are both richer than probably the whole of ATOT assets combined, though according to Forbes, Wayne is worth roughly twice Stark. Link

They both have controlling interest in high tech weapons companies, which gives them virtually unlimited resources.

Tony Starks character is just so much cooler... I don't know why. I guess the robotic suit helps!

Jugs

 

[Vette73]

Wayne is a nut job on a vegance, while Stark is a egocentric that helps people while having fun and living it up.

 

[E equals MC2]

They're complete opposites??????

Tony Stark knows how to enjoy life on top of being a hard worker.

Bruce Wayne is just a troubled miserable bitch.

While I'm at it...

Peter Parker is a broke ass sorry-ass emo noob. Knowing him, he'll always be broke for rest of his life. He sucks at life aside from Superhero-ing.

Now, Logan is one bad ass mofo. He's a loner and he doesn't give a fuck.

 

[anxi80]

what, you're already not satisfied with the superhuman strength and being an unstoppable force while you're in motion?

 

[Maleficus]

You want to be an alcoholic?

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2

Now, Logan is one bad ass mofo. He's a loner and he doesn't give a fuck.

plus hes got metal bones

FUCKING METAL BONES!!!!!!

 

[illusion88]

It's because Tony Stark is a Womanizer. He pulls bitches like bond does.

 

[bigrash]

I wanna be Clark Kent. Or being Logan would be pretty cool too, but I'd hate getting stuck to magnets everywhere.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: bigrash
I wanna be Clark Kent. Or being Logan would be pretty cool too, but I'd hate getting stuck to magnets everywhere.

and what if you needed to scratch your eye? then inadvertently pierce said eyeball and stab your brain.

that would suck, but at least you'd recover

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: bigrash
I wanna be Clark Kent. Or being Logan would be pretty cool too, but I'd hate getting stuck to magnets everywhere.

and what if you needed to scratch your eye? then inadvertently pierce said eyeball and stab your brain.

that would suck, but at least you'd recover

NOTHING BEATS SUPERMAN AND HIS ABILITIES TO SEE THROUGH ANY KIND OF CLOTHING

 

[eleison]

Originally posted by: illusion88
It's because Tony Stark is a Womanizer. He pulls bitches like bond does.

true.. and like most womanizers, you can download his sex tape w/ Pepper (not to mention various other girls) on bittorrent.. you probably didn't know, but he also has a metal wee.. Go Ton--y... Go Ton--y!! Hes gets the girls satisfied..

 

[Queasy]

stripper pole in private airplane > Batcave.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: Jugernot
They both have no family other their hired help (Alfred and Pepper). They are both richer than probably the whole of ATOT assets combined, though according to Forbes, Wayne is worth roughly twice Stark. Link

Lol, Mario went to my high school.

http://www.forbes.com/2006/11/...06fict15_nintendo.html

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: Maleficus
You want to be an alcoholic?

Too late for that.... but I'd like to be rich and have a robotic suit!

Kinda makes you wonder, does Bill Gates have a secret department of microsoft that is in charge of making him a robotic suit? Invest 20 billion or so and you could have yourself a great suit!

 

[uhohs]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
Peter Parker is a broke ass sorry-ass emo noob. Knowing him, he'll always be broke for rest of his life. He sucks at life aside from Superhero-ing.

QUUEEEESSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rage

and wolverine is lame/boring.

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: anxi80
what, you're already not satisfied with the superhuman strength and being an unstoppable force while you're in motion?

Nope, since it only works when I'm in motion, I'm not much good in high traffic areas!

Or those spinning doors in the front of some office buildings.

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: uhohs
and wolverine is lame/boring.

Wolverine was cool back in the 70s/80s when he was a chaotic, anti-social, near homicidal bad good guy. They started turning him into a fluffy puppy in the mid 90s.

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Maleficus
You want to be an alcoholic?

Too late for that.... but I'd like to be rich and have a robotic suit!

Kinda makes you wonder, does Bill Gates have a secret department of microsoft that is in charge of making him a robotic suit? Invest 20 billion or so and you could have yourself a great suit!

Bill Gates, mild mannered CEO of a large software company by day - but by night he is known as:

THE RED RING OF DEATH!

THE RED RING OF DEATH - fighting crime and corruption in between bouts of overheating and blue screening!

Aided by his loyal companion, BALMER-BOY - they both fight for truth and justice and profit!!!!

Look up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's a geek!

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: uhohs
and wolverine is lame/boring.

Wolverine was cool back in the 70s/80s when he was a chaotic, anti-social, near homicidal bad good guy. They started turning him into a fluffy puppy in the mid 90s.

Still beats by miles any of the other superhero pansy asses like the emo ass Tobey Mcguire

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Maleficus
You want to be an alcoholic?

Too late for that.... but I'd like to be rich and have a robotic suit!

Kinda makes you wonder, does Bill Gates have a secret department of microsoft that is in charge of making him a robotic suit? Invest 20 billion or so and you could have yourself a great suit!

Bill Gates, mild mannered CEO of a large software company by day - but by night he is known as:

THE RED RING OF DEATH!

THE RED RING OF DEATH - fighting crime and corruption in between bouts of overheating and blue screening!

Aided by his loyal companion, BALMER-BOY - they both fight for truth and justice and profit!!!!

Look up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's a geek!

Because if they made a movie of THE RED RING OF DEATH AND BALMER-BOY, it should look like this..........

 

[Jugernot]

Well done, sir!

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Maleficus
You want to be an alcoholic?

Too late for that.... but I'd like to be rich and have a robotic suit!

Kinda makes you wonder, does Bill Gates have a secret department of microsoft that is in charge of making him a robotic suit? Invest 20 billion or so and you could have yourself a great suit!

He COULD have, but now his wife is making him give away all of his money to charity. Meh.

Yep... Even the richest man in the world has to defer to his wife when it comes to money

Perhaps that's a good thing, since the younger single version of Bill Gates seemed more like a nerdy super villain instead of a super hero!

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: Jugernot
Well done, sir!

You have the credit for the idea - and the blame...