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I want to be the first man to climb Mt. Everest without pants.

yowolabi

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Hopefully you haven't had kids yet. Then this can be a classic Darwin situation.
 

Shawn

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Sorry sir but your testicles are frozen solid. We are going to have to amputate.
 

SludgeFactory

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If you want to freeze off your junk, you can do it right here in the good ole USA, no need for the hassle and expense of a trip to Nepal. Get drunk, fall asleep strategically positioned in a puddle of water on a night when it's a little above freezing, and wait for the magic to happen.
 

BKLounger

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maybe this is one of those weird where's waldo things where we need to look for the guy with no pants on the mountain.
 

Quasmo

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When you come down you can probably do step
2. Put your junk in that box.
 

Journer

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there is one point where the temps get SUPER LOW (no i dont know the actual temp), but discovery said if your skin was uncovered for something like...1min? it would freeze and die

so, not much luck