I want to be morbidly obese

[waylman]

can anybody recomend how I can do this? I have found several ideas by surfing but are they any good? dont want to spend 80 bucks on something that wont last a while.

I did see the Taylor site where they have the plans, but they sell for 5K, dont think my wife would appreciate taking up that much room in the kitchen.

 

Plan on washing yourself with a rag on a stick ?

 

[notfred]

WTF are you talking about?

 

[DainBramaged]

/hands sack of wendy's burgers

 

[yobarman]

what the hell are you talking about?

Just eat constantly(bad food only), even when you dont want to. it's not hard.

 

[Azraele]

 

[waylman]

sorry, this is a bad parody thread of this thread

 

[amnesiac]

If this is a parody thread, it sucks.

If this is a genuine question, it sucks.

Either way you're a waste of air, flesh, bandwidth, and natural resources. Please exit the planet thataway ---->

 

[Broohaha]

worst parody evAr.

 

[pulse8]

"I'd rather be thin than famous, but I'm fat."

 

[waylman]

Originally posted by: amnesiac
If this is a parody thread, it sucks.

If this is a genuine question, it sucks.

Either way you're a waste of air, flesh, bandwidth, and natural resources. Please exit the planet thataway ---->

I :heart: you too

 

[spaceman]

Ok Homer, just eat Maggies playdough.

 

[Yax]

Thread sucks, but for those who are seriously considering it, just watch the simpsons and do what homer does.

 

[TheNinja]

I want to get morbidly obese, and then eat only sandwhiches for 6 months and lose a whole bunch of weight. Then I want to make the sandwhich people put me in commercials b/c I used to be a fat tub of lard but thanks to their food I am now a normal sized dork with a LOT of extra skin.....and they have to pay me a lot of money too....ya, that's the ticket.

 

[Jeff7]

Cheesecake. Lots of cheesecake. And Oreoes.

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: waylman

Originally posted by: amnesiac
If this is a parody thread, it sucks.

If this is a genuine question, it sucks.

Either way you're a waste of air, flesh, bandwidth, and natural resources. Please exit the planet thataway ---->

I :heart: you too

Yay!

*takes off pants*

 

[Wag]

There is a Simpsons episode where Homer does just this to work at home. Funny stuff.

If I were you I'd watch the episode, because there are some pretty good tips in there- Bacon and Cheeseburger shakes are a good way to start.

 

[OutHouse]

Hey Waylman :lips: my ( | )

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Buy a soft-serve machine.

 

[waylman]

Originally posted by: Citrix
Hey Waylman :lips: my ( | )

hi baby :lips::wine::lips:

 

[Squisher]

I want to be morbidly obese

It's not all that it's cracked up to be.