I want to be an asshole, teach me ATOT

[Schadenfroh]

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read the article. i just realized from reading it that i am a mear "listener" to a girl that i realy realy like, as much as it hurts i know i will not have a future with her becuase im a listener and she will follow the path in the article. dang this sucks.

so, i want to change


How can a "nice" guy like me become an "asshole"

i know im about to get flamed out the wazoo, i dont give a fuk so go ahead you assholes, i might get some advice on how to become an asshole in the process, so its worth it

 

[loup garou]

Go fsck yourself, n00b.

 

[loup garou]

 

Originally posted by: werk
Go fsck yourself, n00b.

Ya, after that, feel free to fall off a cliff.

 

Do a girl in the butt, and don't call her the next day. She'll tell all her friends, and you'll soon be swimming in chicks.

 

[Konigin]

The bold really helped

Advice: Totally ignore people when you walk by them, talk nice to them when you have to (then say you only talk to them because you feel sorry for them) make plans with people and 'forget' about them...

 

[fumbduck]

why bother submitting your complete beliefs to one article?

Most nice guys out there are also fat/pimply/nerds/non sociable/, and that is the reason why they don't get the girls. Most girls would rather screw a hot asshole than a fat pimply nice guy, there are exceptions though.

 

[PatboyX]

i used to live across from a girl who came over all the time just to talk. i would sit and listen. make her laugh.
now im fvcking her rotten.
it could work out for you.

 

[RU482]

next time you get a girl in the sack, give her a "rusty hook"

 

Originally posted by: PatboyX
i used to live across from a girl who came over all the time just to talk. i would sit and listen. make her laugh.
now im fvcking her rotten.
it could work out for you.

LOL

 

[fumbduck]

However, I will say that I know some of the nicest guys, but when they get around their girlfriends, they are complete assholes towards them, yet the girls keep coming back to them.

I've never had a problem with it, I'm generally a nice guy, but I'm not pushover, and I'm really easy going and fun to be around. Like PatboyX said, rotten =P

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: redly1
next time you get a girl in the sack, give her a "rusty hook"

Is that anything like a "donkeypunch"?

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: PatboyX
i used to live across from a girl who came over all the time just to talk. i would sit and listen. make her laugh.
now im fvcking her rotten.
it could work out for you.

LOL

i guess i should come clean: i am, of course, an A-hole. anyone that uses the phrase "F-ing her rotten" to describe what goes on between two people sleeping together is probably the kind of guy that is being described as the enemy in that article.

 

[StageLeft]

That guy is a moron. Of all of the married couples I know none are assholes. Why? Well, if they were an asshole I'd not hang around with them and probably neither would their wife. Assholes do not make good mates for a girl past the age of 19. If you want girls that like assholes you're probably in highschool, and certainly not out of university, and if you are out of university stop looking at those silly girls. They probably have stds anyway. The "nice guys finish last" isn't true. Who do you think gets more promotions? Asshole or the guy everyone likes? Assholes pick up girls. Nice guys pick up women (unless it's for a quick fling).

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

asshole or not, just don't be a Millhouse.

 

Christ, I'm still seeing black and white afterimages from reading that godforsaken page.

 

[DaWhim]

this is so true!!!

 

[Analog]

we're all nice in here.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Assholes do not make good mates for a girl past the age of 19.

im 17, senior in hs, girl i like is 6months older than me

 

[TC2181]

listen to dennis learys asshole song

 

[fumbduck]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Assholes do not make good mates for a girl past the age of 19.

im 17, senior in hs, girl i like is 6months older than me

just hide a camera in her room and slam away!

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Assholes do not make good mates for a girl past the age of 19.

im 17, senior in hs, girl i like is 6months older than me

She's got a dirty tang

 

[new2AMD]

how is this still going?

 

[ViRGE]

Schaden, after the last stunt you pulled, I don't think there's anything you can do to help yourself.

 

[fs5]

nice guy buys a girl a dozen roses for first date and brings her to expensive restaurant.
"a-hole" buys girl nothing and brings her to applebee's

nice guy = desperate? maybe...