I want to be a undercover cop

Testify

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Also get really bad anxiety attacks when nervous so what are some solutions to address these problems?
 

her209

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Start by telling little white lies and work your way up to pathological lying. Do it to the point where its a compulsive disorder.
 

Dumac

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Originally posted by: her209
Start by telling little white lies and work your way up to pathological lying. Do it to the point where its a compulsive disorder.

 

Perknose

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Set your sights on the burgeoning convenience store clerk field instead.
 

xSkyDrAx

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you remind me of that guy that wanted to do spec ops but didn't want to go through the grunt training or the other guy that wanted a 50K+ computer job for doing nothing.
 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: Perknose
Set your sights on the burgeoning convenience store clerk field instead.

thats a pretty shallow way to view things

he could also try to work in fast-food or at wal-mart
 

ObiDon

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where'd you pinch the hooch, rummy? is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
 

DaTT

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Originally posted by: Testify
Also get really bad anxiety attacks when nervous so what are some solutions to address these problems?

Choose a different career.
 

Codewiz

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Originally posted by: Testify
Also get really bad anxiety attacks when nervous so what are some solutions to address these problems?

I wanted to be a surgeon. But I realized that I don't have steady hands. So I picked a different career path. You don't seem to have the natural talents to do that type of work so why force it? You will either get yourself killed or an innocent killed.
 

SpunkyJones

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Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
you remind me of that guy that wanted to do spec ops but didn't want to go through the grunt training or the other guy that wanted a 50K+ computer job for doing nothing.

I had the same thoughts before I entered here.
 
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Why the hell would you want to be an undercover cop if you don't like lying? That's the whole fucking job description. Jesus Christ...

I want to be a lifeguard, but I'm scared to swim. What do I do?!
 

SsupernovaE

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I want to be a basketball player, but I can't walk. Tips on how to overcome this minor obstacle?