I Want My Body To Smell Good

[Daniel_Kemp]

Hi.

I want my body to smell good.


Why?

My lady friend wants my body to smell good:

What I Am Looking For

I am looking for fragrances that someone going after power would wear, not someone who has got power, but someone who is working to get that power.



What Fragrances Should I Try?

There are a lot of fragrances out there. I don't know much about them, and I can't smell them all (I'd probably get a really bad headache doing that).

So I am here to ask people what I should try.

What fragrances should I try?



Fragrances That Are Near Me

Here are fragrances that are near me:

ACQUA DI PARMA

aramis

Bulgari

CHANEL

CLINIQUE

CREED

Dior

diptyque

GIORGIO ARMANI​

 

[Daniel_Kemp]

GUCCI and DOLCE & GABBANA

Guerlain

Hermès

L'OCCITANE en Provence

LALIQUE

Thierry Mugler

Tom Ford

Yves Saint Laurent

Other stuff

More stuff​

Thank you.

 

[NFS4]

Huh?

 

[Drako]

Whiskey

 

[schneiderguy]

Tango

 

[RavenSEAL]

Purchase all of the above
Combine into one epic perfume
apply to skin
get girls
profit

 

[rcpratt]

This guy makes the weirdest freakin' threads. His weight loss one in H&F was mind-boggling.

 

[Daniel_Kemp]

Seriously guys.

 

[schneiderguy]

Seriously guys.

Smell a bunch and pick the one you like the best?

Or get a girl to go along with you to help.

 

[rcpratt]

What kind of cell phone wraps text in the middle of a word?

 

[KeithTalent]

Sex Panther.

KT

 

[Daniel_Kemp]

Smell a bunch and pick the one you like the best?

Or get a girl to go along with you to help.

There's too much, so I want to make a list of the best fragrances to smell and try. And I think it would be more alpha using a list, not just running around smelling random fragrances.

 

[MJinZ]

I recommend showering regularly.

 

[schneiderguy]

There's too much, so I want to make a list of the best fragrances to smell and try. And I think it would be more alpha using a list, not just running around smelling random fragrances.

Alpha males don't wear perfume.

 

[RavenSEAL]

Alpha males don't wear perfume.

That is correct, we kill puppies at out local pet mart and wear their blood as a sign of our manliness and ultimate power over those that are inferior. The lastest fragrance i tried was labrador retriever.

Comes in three different fragrances.

 

[MichaelD]

Purchase all of the above
Combine into one epic perfume
apply to skin
get girls
profit

I gotta say, this is a stupendous idea! You had a pic of candles in your OP. you could merge all the mega-super-smooth-smellies into a CANDLE! You could burn it in the background and the super good smellies would waft through the air. Any woman within a 500-yard radius would immediately turn hot and ready...to be your plaything! OMGMINDORGASM!

Let us know how the Smelly Good Thing Candle of Female Dominationism goes!

....OR....

You could just buy a damn bottle of cologne, take a shower, apply said cologne and smell nice and clean without all the worrysome histronics that composed your OP. Just sayin'.

 

[Bateluer]

I recommend showering regularly.

This. Lathering yourself in chemicals just makes you reek to everyone around you.

 

[PottedMeat]

Start with a facial scrub: Cumming on Your Face
End with perfume: Cumming the Fragrance

Brought to you by Alan Cumming's Cumming with Company.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

I assume this Is a lesbian relationship

 

[Daniel_Kemp]

Start with a facial scrub: Cumming on Your Face
End with perfume: Cumming the Fragrance

Brought to you by Alan Cumming's Cumming with Company.

I don't remember seeing any Alan Cumming products near me. Thanks anyways PottedMeat.

 

[Kirby]

try wiping your ass better

 

[slayer202]

best post ever. but wow, talk about lame replies

 

[RavenSEAL]

I don't remember seeing any Alan Cumming products near me. Thanks anyways PottedMeat.

Dear jesus...please, just make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mike Gayner]

I used to spend a lot on getting nice smellies. Then my GF bought me a cheapo $10 fragrance for Christmas and no one can tell the difference between that and an expensive one. Even hipsters and metros who are all up their own asses about this shit.

 

[Nik]

Are you so freaking inept that you can't find a cologne that YOU LIKE?