I Want My Body To Smell Good

Daniel_Kemp

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Hi.

I want my body to smell good.


Why?

My lady friend wants my body to smell good:

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What I Am Looking For

I am looking for fragrances that someone going after power would wear, not someone who has got power, but someone who is working to get that power.



What Fragrances Should I Try?

There are a lot of fragrances out there. I don't know much about them, and I can't smell them all (I'd probably get a really bad headache doing that).

So I am here to ask people what I should try.

What fragrances should I try?



Fragrances That Are Near Me

Here are fragrances that are near me:

ACQUADIPARMA.jpg

ACQUA DI PARMA

aramis.jpg

aramis

Bulgari.jpg

Bulgari

CHANEL.jpg

CHANEL

CLINIQUE.jpg

CLINIQUE

CREED.jpg

CREED

Dior.jpg

Dior

diptyque.jpg

diptyque

GIORGIOARMANI.jpg

GIORGIO ARMANI
 

Daniel_Kemp

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GUCCIDOLCEANDGABBANA.jpg

GUCCI and DOLCE & GABBANA

Guerlain.jpg

Guerlain

Hermes.jpg

Hermès

LOCCITANE.jpg

L'OCCITANE en Provence

LALIQUE.jpg

LALIQUE

ThierryMugler.jpg

Thierry Mugler

TomFord.jpg

Tom Ford

YvesSaintLaurent.jpg

Yves Saint Laurent

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Other stuff

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More stuff


Thank you.
 

RavenSEAL

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Purchase all of the above
Combine into one epic perfume
apply to skin
get girls
profit
 

rcpratt

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This guy makes the weirdest freakin' threads. His weight loss one in H&F was mind-boggling.
 

Daniel_Kemp

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Smell a bunch and pick the one you like the best?

Or get a girl to go along with you to help.

There's too much, so I want to make a list of the best fragrances to smell and try. And I think it would be more alpha using a list, not just running around smelling random fragrances.
 

RavenSEAL

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Alpha males don't wear perfume.

That is correct, we kill puppies at out local pet mart and wear their blood as a sign of our manliness and ultimate power over those that are inferior. The lastest fragrance i tried was labrador retriever.

&


Comes in three different fragrances.
 

MichaelD

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Purchase all of the above
Combine into one epic perfume
apply to skin
get girls
profit

I gotta say, this is a stupendous idea! You had a pic of candles in your OP. you could merge all the mega-super-smooth-smellies into a CANDLE! You could burn it in the background and the super good smellies would waft through the air. Any woman within a 500-yard radius would immediately turn hot and ready...to be your plaything! OMGMINDORGASM!

Let us know how the Smelly Good Thing Candle of Female Dominationism goes!

....OR....

You could just buy a damn bottle of cologne, take a shower, apply said cologne and smell nice and clean without all the worrysome histronics that composed your OP. Just sayin'.
 
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PottedMeat

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Start with a facial scrub: Cumming on Your Face
End with perfume: Cumming the Fragrance

Brought to you by Alan Cumming's Cumming with Company.
 

Mike Gayner

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I used to spend a lot on getting nice smellies. Then my GF bought me a cheapo $10 fragrance for Christmas and no one can tell the difference between that and an expensive one. Even hipsters and metros who are all up their own asses about this shit.
 

Nik

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Are you so freaking inept that you can't find a cologne that YOU LIKE?