I want a pet monkey

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: Aikouka
I'd want a panda... and make sure that I can ride it around . People would see me and go, "damn, there goes the panda man"

That's the life.

the panda would try to maul you. it's like a bear....

 

[akshatp]

Ive got a pet monkey.

Its not illegal.. As long as i dont whip it out in public

 

[The Boston Dangler]

would not buy again

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
How is it really any different than adopting a mentally retarded midget?

One's a mentally retarded midget. The other's a monkey

 

[Auric]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: Skoorb
How is it really any different than adopting a mentally retarded midget?

One's a mentally retarded midget. The other's a monkey

Only one can be deemed to give consent in OP's state.