I want a compilation of Witty quotes like this to put on my web page .......

[lawaris]

1. Never ASSUME ........for then you will be making an ASS out of U and ME !!!

2. Never be sincere in what you say.....sincerity is an unpardonable mannerism of style.

3. You should have no character......having a character shows a bias towards certain attitudes.

 

[lawaris]

I thought that there was a lot more intellect here !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MaxDSP]

<< I thought that there was a lot more intellect here !!!!!!!!!!! >>



you thought wrong

 

[khtm]

How much do you charge to design web pages?

 

[UofI]

Wrong placee for intellectuals

 

[Adul]

saw this in a sig.


Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

 

[lawaris]

khtm.........I always love a challenge..............gimme' 15 days !!!

I hope that is not much for a beginer ???

 

[DnetMHZ]

"Remember.. if you do a good deed, get a receipt... just in case heaven is like the I.R.S.", Gallagher.

 

[Spooner]

refer to my sig...

Also,

Alcohol -- the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems....

 

[nord1899]

"Intellectuals for Intellectuals" - They Might Be Giants (forgot what track/album as its at home and I am at work)

 

[lawaris]

Spooner..............those were cool .......

 

[MajesticMoose]

how about:
Don't piss off a dragon; for to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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