I wanna look like a man in a bar. What drink do I buy?

[amdhunter]

I need to start impressing the ladies at the bar. What drink do I order that says, damn this ***** crazy.

I don't know names of drinks, so I usually same something bitchy like, vodka and cranberry, or rum and coke. I'm tired of that, I want to get something that'll make the women go, damn this mofocker must have a huge dick to be ordering shit like that.

What do the manliest of men of ATOT get at the bar?

 

[BoomerD]

Sex on the beach.

That will tell the wimmenz you mean bidness.

 

[amdhunter]

Sex on the beach.

That will tell the wimmenz you mean bidness.

That's a womans drink.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Scotch & a splash of water. You're forced to drink it slow. Its the most masculine drink possible.
Some dudes can pull off the Martini look too but it could go wrong.

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[preslove]

Whiskey, neat.

Unless you can't drink liquor without gagging. If you make a bad face after a sip, it looks worse than if you ordered a girly drink.

 

[SirStev0]

scotch. straight.
it tells the womens that you are manlyest and that you aren't going to domestic abuse them.

 

[BoomerD]

That's a womans drink.

Seems about right for you. A MAN would never even have to ask such a question.

 

[KeithTalent]

Well, I'm not manly at all, but I usually just get a vodka on the rocks.

Maybe a scotch on the rocks or neat would be relatively manly.

KT

 

[glenn1]

Prarie fire

 

[amdhunter]

Whiskey, neat.

Unless you can't drink liquor without gagging. If you make a bad face after a sip, it looks worse than if you ordered a girly drink.

That's me for the first two shots. After that, I can down anything like water.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

You need to train yourself for scotch, I started with it & ginger ale. Kept lowering the amount of ginger ale until it was all scotch.

 

[amdhunter]

Scotch & a splash of water. You're forced to drink it slow. Its the most masculine drink possible.
Some dudes can pull off the Martini look too but it could go wrong.

Wait, so watering down a drink is considered manly?

 

[amdhunter]

Prarie fire

Damn, I love hot sauce of any kind. I would love something like this. Not too much a fan of a Bloody Mary though. I've never had a good one.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Buy the bottle and just glare at the bartender when he offers you a glass.

 

[KeithTalent]

Damn, I love hot sauce of any kind. I would love something like this. Not too much a fan of a Bloody Mary though. I've never had a good one.

We used to drink prairie fires; just a straight shot of whiskey topped with tabasco. Burns on the way down...

KT

 

[Scotteq]

Scotch at nome (neat) Though I I drink Manhattans when I go out, so I don't have to pay for a whole bottle in order to get a shot's worth. <shrug>


Oh...


Generous shot of Bourbon, 1/4 shot of vermouth (standard is sweet, but I order Dry), and a dash of bitters. Normally served in a tumbler over ice.

 

[amdhunter]

Buy the bottle and just glare at the bartender when he offers you a glass.

lol

 

[sze5003]

Jameson ...straight or shots. Or car bombs.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Wait, so watering down a drink is considered manly?

a splash like a small ice cube or a table spoon of water. Its supposed to make the scotch aromatic or something insane like that.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Choco-tini

 

[amdhunter]

I drink Manhattans when I go out. <shrug>


Oh...


Generous shot of Bourbon, 1/4 shot of vermouth (standard is sweet, but I order Dry), and a dash of bitters. Normally served in a tumbler over ice.

I will never remember that.

FWIW, I like Vodka more than anything. Grey Goose with cranberry is my favorite, but I dunno how manly that is.

 

[astros67]

Maker's Mark on the rocks

 

[SSSnail]

Wait, so watering down a drink is considered manly?

You just want to ”look” manly, right?

 

[Kadarin]

For the OP: A vodka cranberry, purple hooter, or a scooby snack.

Or get an adios motherfucker.