I wanna kick it Old-School!!!!!!!!!

[Iron Woode]

Yo, vip, let?s kick it!

Ice ice baby, ice ice baby
All right stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? yo -- I don?t know
Turn off the lights and I?ll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance, bum rush the speaker that booms
I?m killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull?s eye, the kid don?t play
If there was a problem, yo, I?ll solve it
Check out the hook while my dj revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the vegas are pumpin?
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I?m cooking mcs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they?re not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I?m on a roll and it?s time to go solo
Rollin? in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, waving just to say hi
Did you stop? no -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I?m heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo -- so I continued to a1a beachfront ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving lamborghinis
Jealous ?cause I?m out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they?re so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue?s packed
I?m trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, you know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, you, I?ll solve it
Check out the hook while my dj revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla

Take heed, ?cause I?m a lyrical poet
Miami?s on the scene just in case you didn?t know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
?cause my style?s like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, other djs say, damn
If my rhyme was a drug, I?d sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it?s time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, yo -- I?ll solve it!
Check out the hook while deshay revolves it.

Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla, ice ice baby vanilla

Yo man -- let?s get out of here! word to your mother!

Ice ice baby too cold, ice ice baby too cold too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold, ice ice baby too cold too cold

 

[Chode Messiah]

mahaaaa!!!

 

[icejunkie]

god has spoken

 

worst song ever.

 

[Cristatus]

Old, but still lovin' it. Back when I moved in to the halls of residence, just about 8 to 10 months ago, I used to play that song every other day, for at least a month.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: logic1485
Old, but still lovin' it. Back when I moved in to the halls of residence, just about 8 to 10 months ago, I used to play that song every other day, for at least a month.

:thumbsup:

 

[PanzerIV]

Ha! I heard that this morning on the way into work. One of our local radio stations has this thing on Fridays where they play old songs and have callers sing or rap to them. Very lame but funny that you would mention that particular Vanilla Ice track.

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: SampSon
worst song ever.

 

[anxi80]

crazy bastard actually said the beat to this song was not an 'under pressure' sample.

 

[Rip the Jacker]

This is the master thesis, underneath the deepness,
Come to MICCLUB.NET where you can read this,
Run a plot on the map in hyperspatia,
From the Society for Scientific Exploration,
Color is vibration, vibration is sound,
Sound resonates thru the mouth - check it out,
what I say vibrates no less than 9 ways,
South, South-East, West, South-West, East,
North, North-East, North-West,
And black and white images fade to gray sound waves,
Trap my adversaries like a mouse in a maze,
With a bewildering array of lyrical display,
The best of Bis, orbitally rearranged,
Monoatomic elements with adept intelligence,
The highest professorship, my English etiquette,
Compels me to not say it if I can't spell it bitch,
My circularized third eye sees all,
Atlantis was surrounded by four seawalls,
I read one-fourth of the Library of Alexandria,
Before it was burnt to the floor,
I wish I could've learned more,
About the shapes of the sacred geometry they used to draw,
They were new millennium but Euclidian in form,
Ancient in many ways but not nearly as old,
Carved from Egyptian gold molded in Assyria,
With processed beryllium by the quintillion,
They cooked on symmetrical stoves with my logo,
Etched above the hole where they inserted the coal,
And they barbequed birds to the bone,
And they burned incense in a Buckminster Fuller type dome...
I talked to Mr. Fuller over the phone,
And he said he had a contract to rebuild Rome,
He said he didn't wanna' do it alone,
I told' em I was busy writin' poems but I'd think about goin',
The process was slow and the dough was low,
But I took it as the perfect opportunity to grow,
Plus I had never traveled that far from home,
But I heard about the beauty of Cydonian snow,
Neon-green grass,
Statues made from translucent glass,
I'd be crazy to pass,
I like Altarian Jazz, the blue twilight band
That plays tunes from a laser black sax,
It sounds so laid back, it helps me relax,
I bought the album after seeing K-PAX,
Oh how I miss my nautilus,
I was told pharyngoamygdalitis did not exist,
You have a modest case of scaphocephalous,
I'll prescribe some neo-gothic antibiotics,
With words concocted from the lyrical locksmith,
Deadly as 10 droplets of Ricin Toxin,
From every angle the competition gets boxed in,
As Dr. "C" indoctrinates his doctrine,
Translate the English alphabet to the omega text,
life is now but death is next,
Post bond out on bail from the belly of hell,
Communicate thru diatonic and pentatonic scales,
These darkside tales might affect sales,
I'll set sail hunt down erect sperm whales,
Use the aphrodisiac to get a female called ginger tie her up and drink her gingerale,
Grand Marnier for me - scotch on the rocks for you,
Your vocab is smaller than a cockatoos,
In the studio with James Lipton reminiscing
About the script that was written before the beginning,
All of a sudden the boos turn to applause,
My jaws stronger than a Kenenday Macaw?s,
Can't even count the bars I've expended so far,
I don't wanna' rap no more it's been sooo long,
I wish the clock would hurry up and tick,
I'm out in the bush and the sticks humpin' 100 klicks,
Dr. Scholls gave me a good fit,
Me and him went to school together back in 86,
When I was really ill,
Puttin' Planck energy in a rhyme the size of a tylenol pill,
You wanna' laugh now? and cast your belligerent doubt?
I show you what poetry's really about,
The side effects'll make you pass out
Followed by skin rash itching diarrhea nausea and dry mouth,
You want a time out? you better spit a rhyme out,
Before the community of real MC's die out,
College Students say to me "You ain't smart",
Record label A&Rs say "This ain't art",
These are the contents of the Covenant of the Ark,
Listen to my chest beat tell me this ain't heart,
You gotta be as obsequious as the disciples of Jesus,
This my Master Thesis

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: anxi80
crazy bastard actually said the beat to this song was not an 'under pressure' sample.

Yes, I remember. Of course he had a smirk on his face as he said it.

 

[Hubes]

i watched him last night LOL what a joke

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Hubes
i watched him last night LOL what a joke

Me too.

Whats with all those tatoos?

I was LOL when Haddaway was on.

 

[CPA]

word to your mother!

 

[meltdown75]

i wonder if he is still "steppin' so hard like a German Nazi"?

 

[BooGiMaN]

he wasnt any worse on that show yesterday than some of the rappers/hiphoppers performing now...

he should come out with a best of album with that new rock style he tries to do... im sure hed sell a decent amount


what the heck was haddaway doing crawling on the floor like that...is he fruity..i was thinking he should have gone all the way and crossdressed for that peformance.....

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i wonder if he is still "steppin' so hard like a German Nazi"?

Naw, last report was he turned in his jackboots and the "nine" he grabbed during his adventures in Miami.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i wonder if he is still "steppin' so hard like a German Nazi"?

Naw, last report was he turned in his jackboots and the "nine" he grabbed during his adventures in Miami.

now he just rolls in his five-point-oh (down by the river)?

 

[Dubb]

Hey, he was in the best movie ever!

if a girl has a heart of stone, what's the only way to melt it?

Just add ice

You gotta be DEEP

make your move!

But show the sensative side

and don't forget to impress her with your dancing

Edit: funny movie summary: http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/385.html

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i wonder if he is still "steppin' so hard like a German Nazi"?

Naw, last report was he turned in his jackboots and the "nine" he grabbed during his adventures in Miami.

now he just rolls in his five-point-oh (down by the river)?

Sadly the five-point-oh broke down around '98. He couldn't seem to find another ride that met his satisfaction so the latest word is he's tooling around town in a Maxima but don't say you heard it here!!

 

[Dubb]

badmovies reviews cool as ice:

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/


sometimes I forget how hilariously bad this movie is. then I think about it and break out laughing.