I vote Probie McProbe Face

[Fanatical Meat]

NASA is reaching out for names regarding a Uranus Probe.

Asking the Public to Name Probe to Uranus May Have Been a Mistake

An unofficial space exploration account on Twitter asked the internet to name an upcoming mission to the planet Uranus. Mayhem ensued.

futurism.com

Sorry for the pop ups

 

[BoomerD]

Doctor ButtPlug

 

[Pohemi]

Uranus is Sweet
Mega Uranus

 

[sdifox]

LeeroyJenkins

 

[dank69]

Poop Chute Photoshoot

 

[BudAshes]

Russell's Revenge.

(deep cut from independence day)

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I do like the suggestion in the link “Astroglide”

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Wait….wait….
How about
“Hugh Jassole”

 

[Captante]

Really.... commander?

 

[lxskllr]

"I'm Comin' For Uranus"

 

[RPD]

One in the stink

 

[pcgeek11]

NASA is reaching out for names regarding a Uranus Probe.

Asking the Public to Name Probe to Uranus May Have Been a Mistake

An unofficial space exploration account on Twitter asked the internet to name an upcoming mission to the planet Uranus. Mayhem ensued.

futurism.com

Sorry for the pop ups

Damn it! Made me look this on the internet.

 

[MrSquished]

Space Dong

 

[Fenixgoon]

Urrectum, obviously.

 

[Stiff Clamp]

- Proboscis Uranus -

- Analogic -

 

[Red Squirrel]

I think just calling it "Uranus Probe" would be good. It's serious enough that I could see NASA name it that, but still funny.

But I do like Operation Butt Plug. Maybe save that for a future experimental probe that involves blocking a volcano hole.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Gotta be some variation of :

I'm Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon. And assorted night classes at the Knoxville Tennessee school of faith healing."

 

[Shmee]

No Probelem!