- Feb 12, 2010
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Trying to convince friends/family to avoid refined carbs, is equivalent to telling a smoker not to smoke...
I went into the low carb thing for VANITY. I wanted to look good.
Shit, and it worked.. only after 5-6 months I had a six-pack and reduced acne breakouts to ZERO.
Of all the things the internet has ever told me, this was the ONE ridiculously easy thing that actually panned out...
Here's how the conversation goes...
Friend/Family: meh' meh'' meh''' complain complain
Me: well you know I just tried this no rice/pasta thing, and it has worked out very well for me
F/F: meh........ internet fad, placebo, "I LOVE RICE" or "I LOVE PASTA"
Me: but, All the research......
F/F: let me stop you right there, science isn't everything
Me: Shows them six pack..
F/F: very nice, I should hook you up with _______, she'd love you..
(I'm assuming they meant she'd love the six pack)
Me: The point is I am the evidence, count 'em
(sounds pompous but, it's just fucking true)
F/F: It doesn't work for everyone, I doubt it will work for the rest of us, your genes are just better... lucky..
(for the family members, i usually go with 'but we're family you stupid fuck', minus stupid fuck; for friends I skip that.)
Me: Try and find 1 breakout on my face go ahead, look
F/F: Hey would you like to get something to eat, I'm getting hungry... in the mood for sub-way....
Me: FUCk....
And I can't type this part,, but when I explain this to the person in front of me, I do it in the most sincere and respectful way,, the only way to be more sincere and respectful would be to throw in some tears.
Isn't proving it by example the clear cut way, no BS? Witness rule?-for the math folks..
In the end,, I did all the talk,, I commit to the self-sacrifice (no rice),, and yet still no one listens,,
This is probably what turns a good person evil, because if he can't help them, he'll destroy them instead.
I went into the low carb thing for VANITY. I wanted to look good.
Shit, and it worked.. only after 5-6 months I had a six-pack and reduced acne breakouts to ZERO.
Of all the things the internet has ever told me, this was the ONE ridiculously easy thing that actually panned out...
Here's how the conversation goes...
Friend/Family: meh' meh'' meh''' complain complain
Me: well you know I just tried this no rice/pasta thing, and it has worked out very well for me
F/F: meh........ internet fad, placebo, "I LOVE RICE" or "I LOVE PASTA"
Me: but, All the research......
F/F: let me stop you right there, science isn't everything
Me: Shows them six pack..
F/F: very nice, I should hook you up with _______, she'd love you..
(I'm assuming they meant she'd love the six pack)
Me: The point is I am the evidence, count 'em
(sounds pompous but, it's just fucking true)
F/F: It doesn't work for everyone, I doubt it will work for the rest of us, your genes are just better... lucky..
(for the family members, i usually go with 'but we're family you stupid fuck', minus stupid fuck; for friends I skip that.)
Me: Try and find 1 breakout on my face go ahead, look
F/F: Hey would you like to get something to eat, I'm getting hungry... in the mood for sub-way....
Me: FUCk....
And I can't type this part,, but when I explain this to the person in front of me, I do it in the most sincere and respectful way,, the only way to be more sincere and respectful would be to throw in some tears.
Isn't proving it by example the clear cut way, no BS? Witness rule?-for the math folks..
In the end,, I did all the talk,, I commit to the self-sacrifice (no rice),, and yet still no one listens,,
This is probably what turns a good person evil, because if he can't help them, he'll destroy them instead.
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