Classified Ads (Actual Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers)
- Illiterate? Write Today For Free Help.
- Auto Repair Service. Free Pick-Up And Delivery. Try Us Once, You'll Never Go Anywhere Again.
- Our Experienced Mom Will Care For Your Child. Fenced Yard, Meals, And Smacks Included.
- Dog For Sale: Eats Anything And Is Fond Of Children.
- Man Wanted To Work In Dynamite Factory. Must Be Willing To Travel.
- Stock Up And Save. Limit: One.
- Semi-Annual After-Christmas Sale.
- 3-Year Old Teacher Needed For Pre-School. Experience Preferred.
- Mixing Bowl Set Designed To Please A Cook With Round Bottom For Efficient Beating.
- Girl Wanted To Assist Magician In Cutting-Off-Head Illusion. Blue Cross And Salary.
- Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken Or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
- For Sale: Antique Desk Suitable For Lady With Thick Legs And Large Drawers.
- Now Is Your Chance To Have Your Ears Pierced And Get An Extra Pair To Take Home, Too.
- We Do Not Tear Your Clothing With Machinery. We Do It Carefully By Hand.
- For Sale. Three Canaries Of Undermined Sex.
- Great Dames For Sale.
- Have Several Very Old Dresses From Grandmother In Beautiful Condition.
- Tired Of Cleaning Yourself. Let Me Do It.
- Vacation Special: Have Your Home Exterminated.
- Mt. Kilimanjaro, The Breathtaking Backdrop For The Serena Lodge. Swim In The Lovely Pool While You Drink It All In.
- The Hotel Has Bowling Alleys, Tennis Courts, Comfortable Beds, And Other Athletic Facilities.
- Get Rid Of Aunts. Zap Does The Job In 24 Hours.
- Toaster: A Gift That Every Member Of The Family Appreciates. Automatically Burns Toast.
- For Rent: 6-Room Hated Apartment.
- Man, Honest. Will Take Anything.
- Used Cars: Why Go Elsewhere To Be Cheated. Come Here First.
- Christmas Tag-Sale. Handmade Gifts For The Hard-To-Find Person.
- Wanted: Hair Cutter. Excellent Growth Potential.
- Wanted. Man To Take Care Of Cow That Does Not Smoke Or Drink.
- And Now, The Superstore-Unequaled In Size, Unmatched In Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience.
- We Will Oil Your Sewing Machine And Adjust Tension In Your Home For $1.00.
- Illiterate? Write Today For Free Help.
- Auto Repair Service. Free Pick-Up And Delivery. Try Us Once, You'll Never Go Anywhere Again.
- Our Experienced Mom Will Care For Your Child. Fenced Yard, Meals, And Smacks Included.
- Dog For Sale: Eats Anything And Is Fond Of Children.
- Man Wanted To Work In Dynamite Factory. Must Be Willing To Travel.
- Stock Up And Save. Limit: One.
- Semi-Annual After-Christmas Sale.
- 3-Year Old Teacher Needed For Pre-School. Experience Preferred.
- Mixing Bowl Set Designed To Please A Cook With Round Bottom For Efficient Beating.
- Girl Wanted To Assist Magician In Cutting-Off-Head Illusion. Blue Cross And Salary.
- Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken Or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
- For Sale: Antique Desk Suitable For Lady With Thick Legs And Large Drawers.
- Now Is Your Chance To Have Your Ears Pierced And Get An Extra Pair To Take Home, Too.
- We Do Not Tear Your Clothing With Machinery. We Do It Carefully By Hand.
- For Sale. Three Canaries Of Undermined Sex.
- Great Dames For Sale.
- Have Several Very Old Dresses From Grandmother In Beautiful Condition.
- Tired Of Cleaning Yourself. Let Me Do It.
- Vacation Special: Have Your Home Exterminated.
- Mt. Kilimanjaro, The Breathtaking Backdrop For The Serena Lodge. Swim In The Lovely Pool While You Drink It All In.
- The Hotel Has Bowling Alleys, Tennis Courts, Comfortable Beds, And Other Athletic Facilities.
- Get Rid Of Aunts. Zap Does The Job In 24 Hours.
- Toaster: A Gift That Every Member Of The Family Appreciates. Automatically Burns Toast.
- For Rent: 6-Room Hated Apartment.
- Man, Honest. Will Take Anything.
- Used Cars: Why Go Elsewhere To Be Cheated. Come Here First.
- Christmas Tag-Sale. Handmade Gifts For The Hard-To-Find Person.
- Wanted: Hair Cutter. Excellent Growth Potential.
- Wanted. Man To Take Care Of Cow That Does Not Smoke Or Drink.
- And Now, The Superstore-Unequaled In Size, Unmatched In Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience.
- We Will Oil Your Sewing Machine And Adjust Tension In Your Home For $1.00.
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