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I thought this was funny

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Zysoclaplem

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A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife

asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

"But what about the smell?"

"Just hold it's nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife

asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

"But what about the smell?"

"Just hold it's nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
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now that is funny
 
I heard that one a long time ago...but it was put into the context of a story.

"What about the smell??"

"I guess the poor little skunk will just have to get used to it"
 
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
I heard that one a long time ago...but it was put into the context of a story.

"What about the smell??"

"I guess the poor little skunk will just have to get used to it"
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Funnier 😀
 
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