I thought it was a great joke. I got crickets.

[Krazy4Real]

you fail at jokes.

 

[ultimatebob]

Yes. My moobs were getting pretty large and gross.


Well, if it weren't for this training bra I had on, they'd be in a big ol' tittie pile on the floor. Pheeeew.

Yeah, these aren't funny either.

 

[Newell Steamer]

What a shitty joke. Are you a Mad TV writer from the mid-90s?

 

[z1ggy]

yeah, these aren't funny either.

i'm not telling jokes bob, im telling life!!!

 

[DesiPower]

It's a well loved show, maybe no one laughed because they though you were douchebag? Maybe there was only one idiot who didn't get it and asked the stupid question

 

[Linflas]

Well as long as they didn't tell you the Jerk store called...

 

[CZroe]

(S)he didn't say "literally".

Then who are you quoting?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

That's not a good joke in normal circumstances, but when your audience consists of people who are talking about how much they love something and you say "oh, yeah, you know that thing you like, well it's only good for TORTURE! HAHAHAHAH!"? Yeah, that joke is going to go over like a hard boiled egg fart.

 

[disappoint]

That's not a good joke in normal circumstances, but when your audience consists of people who are talking about how much they love something and you say "oh, yeah, you know that thing you like, well it's only good for TORTURE! HAHAHAHAH!"? Yeah, that joke is going to go over like a hard boiled egg fart.

This is correct. OP you are now not one of the "cool" people that like the show Friends, and I hate that show because the characters are incredibly stupid with constantly vapid dialog.

Your co-workers are idiots for being entertained by such empty entertainment, but you're not much brighter having not realized that your joke won't go over well with the intended audience of airhead Friend's viewers. Rule #1 of comedy: Know your audience.

The good news? Because you're not much brighter than they are you'll fit right in as soon as you learn to enjoy Joey and Schwimmer's character's DUHs. See? How funny did you find that? Not very funny did you because I made fun of you. Now you might have learned something. Expect my bill in the mail.

 

[Rakehellion]

Joke sucked.
Friends sucked.

Jokes on Friends suck.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Fritzo, please tell us another joke.

 

[CZroe]

Fritzo, please tell us another joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn38I0Y-zqg /Fritzo

 

[nakedfrog]

I thought your FACE was a great joke.

 

[mrjminer]

I give it a C-

 

[Jeff7]

Tepid, but I get it.


But I think 99.999% of the country liked Friends, so implying "Friends wasn't really all that good" results in something close to a divide-by-zero error.

 

[disappoint]

Tepid, but I get it.


But I think 99.999% of the country liked Friends, so implying "Friends wasn't really all that good" results in something close to a divide-by-zero error.

*Cocks head* Wait are you serious? We live in a wise and beautiful woman tree of cock heads?

 

[smackababy]

Tepid, but I get it.


But I think 99.999% of the country liked Friends, so implying "Friends wasn't really all that good" results in something close to a divide-by-zero error.

Had you gone with 90%, I'd accept that. 99.9% means of the 350 million people in the country, 349.65 million like friends.

With that said, Friends is fucking stupid. It had some moments, but the characters were incredibly memorable due to their incredible stupidity. Plus, it was on during a time when you didn't have much in terms of great sitcoms. You had Seinfeld, which was for people not incredibly stupid, and you had Friends.

 

[Fritzo]

Fritzo, please tell us another joke.

A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act.

"You're going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket!"

"But, officer, I didn't catch these -- they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done they jump back into the bucket."

"Oh really? This I've got to see. If you can prove it, I'll let you go."

The fisherman empties the bucket into the lake and waits patiently. A few minutes go by and nothing happens.

Game warden: So where are the fish?
Fisherman: What fish?

 

[smackababy]

Fritzo, your jokes sound like they came right out of the factory of sadness.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Fritzo, your jokes sound like they came right out of the factory of sadness.

Now that's a good joke. Because it's true.

 

[smackababy]

Now that's a good joke. Because it's true.

I think technically, Cleveland is North Eastern Ohio, but I'm sure he is close enough. =)

 

[Fritzo]

Nothing makes people angrier than trying to make them smile.

 

[BurnItDwn]

A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act.

"You're going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket!"

"But, officer, I didn't catch these -- they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done they jump back into the bucket."

"Oh really? This I've got to see. If you can prove it, I'll let you go."

The fisherman empties the bucket into the lake and waits patiently. A few minutes go by and nothing happens.

Game warden: So where are the fish?
Fisherman: What fish?

Bravo! Solidly good even if it is a "dad joke" type of joke.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Know your audience. They like "Friends," you should have explained what Guantanamo Bay was first.

 

[RossMAN]

Nothing will ever compare to this gem.