- Jun 12, 2001
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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her
from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're
the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with
wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her
from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're
the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with
wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
