I think we have different definitions of "Heavy"

[Exterous]

There were two more HEAVY stickers on the sides of the box. I didn't see the weight at first and couldn't think of what we ordered that would warrant the warnings.

 

[snoopy7548]

Maybe it's in the metaphorical sense... like you got some real heavy stuff in there, man.

 

[sdifox]

It just means the driver should not try to throw it.

 

[nakedfrog]

Maybe there was a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull in that warehouse.

 

[Platypus]

Maybe there was a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull in that warehouse.

Came here to make this reference, glad to see this already represented

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Is this something new they are doing? I've received 20 pound canned food packages without anything being noted on the exterior.

 

[Ken g6]

Maybe it's a density thing? Denser than a book and it's marked "heavy"? It is Amazon, after all.

 

[Exterous]

Maybe it's in the metaphorical sense... like you got some real heavy stuff in there, man.

Maybe it's a density thing? Denser than a book and it's marked "heavy"? It is Amazon, after all.

It was dry dog food

 

[sdifox]

It was dry dog food

I guess Amazon knows you are a weakling. You obviously don't lift.

 

[snoopy7548]

I guess Amazon knows you are a weakling. You obviously don't lift.

They know he's an ATOTer...

 

[Exterous]

I guess Amazon knows you are a weakling. You obviously don't lift.

Pft I could lift it just fine once I got my weight belt on

 

[feralkid]

Maybe there was a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull in that warehouse.

Made me think of "Slapstick".



TOP DEFINITION
high gravity day
1) A phrase, originated by Kurt Vonnegut, that now refers to one's clumsiness in reference to dropping objects or tripping/falling down.

2)Having an erection at an inopportune time.
God: Man, I keep dropping stuff.
Shiva: Must be a high gravity day.

Lucy: Check out Tom trying to hide his high gravity day!
Sally: What a wanker.

 

[Red Squirrel]

lmao.

I ordered a 3kva mains rated transformer off ebay once and went to pick it up at the post office. Was funny to see the worker's reaction when she went to grab the relatively small box and it weighed like 50 lbs lol.