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pray4mojo

pray4mojo

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How can you spend that many months throwing up and not know...

That and lactation.
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TallBill

TallBill

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i read about a woman who had a bone from a finished t-bone stuck in her leg.. apparently she ate it, sat on it, and didnt move for long enough for skin to be cut by it and grow around the bone. large lady
 
TallBill

TallBill

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Originally posted by: pray4mojo
How can you spend that many months throwing up and not know...
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some women dont get as bad as others.. perhaps she just thought she was sick for a few weeks.
 
ElFenix

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9 months of missed periods and she didn't know?!? i think her water broke and she was trying to get a delivery without being charged for a hospital bed
 
clamum

clamum

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Originally posted by: TallBill
i read about a woman who had a bone from a finished t-bone stuck in her leg.. apparently she ate it, sat on it, and didnt move for long enough for skin to be cut by it and grow around the bone. large lady
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:Q
 
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That baby must be as good as dead. Think of how much booze a dumbwhore like that uses on a given day
 
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HappyPuppy

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Many years ago my wife's best friend, a really hot chick, went to the doctor for stomach cramps. While sitting in the examining room waiting for the doctor she felt like she had to fart so she gave it a little grunt and out popped a baby! True story. She had no outward signs of being pregnant. I will admit that she wasn't the brightest bulb, but she didn't have an inkling that she was pregnant.
 
TallBill

TallBill

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Many years ago my wife's best friend, a really hot chick, went to the doctor for stomach cramps. While sitting in the examining room waiting for the doctor she felt like she had to fart so she gave it a little grunt and out popped a baby! True story. She had no outward signs of being pregnant. I will admit that she wasn't the brightest bulb, but she didn't have an inkling that she was pregnant.
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But at least shes hot... other wise she'd just be a dumb bitch like the woman in the news article
 
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MercenaryForHire

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Many years ago my wife's best friend, a really hot chick, went to the doctor for stomach cramps. While sitting in the examining room waiting for the doctor she felt like she had to fart so she gave it a little grunt and out popped a baby! True story. She had no outward signs of being pregnant. I will admit that she wasn't the brightest bulb, but she didn't have an inkling that she was pregnant.
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Stupid AND hot. Bonus!

- M4H
 
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Sepen

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Originally posted by: pray4mojo
How can you spend that many months throwing up and not know...

That and lactation.
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Some women never have morning sickness and some women always lactate. ;)
 
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ATLien247

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Many years ago my wife's best friend, a really hot chick, went to the doctor for stomach cramps. While sitting in the examining room waiting for the doctor she felt like she had to fart so she gave it a little grunt and out popped a baby! True story. She had no outward signs of being pregnant. I will admit that she wasn't the brightest bulb, but she didn't have an inkling that she was pregnant.
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I call shenanigans...
 
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