All drug Olympics, huh? I could just see that:
100 yard dash, one guy's standing there staring at the sky with a big sh*t-eating grin on his face while another guy is screaming,"Where's my legs?!?!?".
Swim race, everyone's swimming around in circles, can't figure out which way the finish is, nor do they really care 'cuz they're having
so much fun.....
Pole-Vault, poor sap has a heart attack thinking he's flying waaaaaay too high and by God, I'm reaching escape velocity!!! (let me down,
let me down!!!!!)

.......-kd5-