I think the mean mod is on duty

Windogg

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Can't wait for the "Funny" mod. He makes you want to create a forbidden thread just to read the comments.

The Monel on ehas to be one of the best.

Windogg
 

prodigy

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Oct 9, 1999
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Don't we behave like good little anandites all the time?

How about inundating us with good little erudites? ;)

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JellyBaby

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Have you ever seen the FOX show, When Mods Attack!? It's not pretty. :)

Better than Attack Of The Killer Moderators & and Moderator 2: Banishment Day!

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Soybomb

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Jun 30, 2000
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Maybe if we plan to get the mean mod a christmas gift, he'll be at least nice, if not become a funny mod as well :)
What would you like mod? Smoked ham? Fruit cake? Socks? Sweater?
 

somethingwitty

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Jellybaby-I missed the first one, though I did see the followup FOX ran based on the success of the initial airing.
 

Regine

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I heard they'll be having the "Who wants to marry an Anandtech Moderator" on soon. Can't wait ;)
 

somethingwitty

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lol at toolgirl.

I know a contestant from that show-she was/is pretty desperate. not to say that marrying a mod would be substandard ;) please don't kill me:)
 

UG

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I just e-mailed the mod my sister's phone number. She'll do anyone.

(Hey, I'm a Palm Beach County resident. I got stress. I need to vent. I'm a victim. I ain't responsible for being able to successfully use the machine ballot. It's not my fault. You're not the only one with problems.)

Prostate acting up again?

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;)

 

Windogg

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Oct 9, 1999
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I can see the FOX show now "MODS"

Cue Theme:

BAD MODS, BAD MODS, WHA CHA GONNA DO?
WHA CHA GONNA DO WHEN MEMBERS GET TO YOU?

Mods is filmed on location with the men and women of AnandTech Forums
All Members are considered "Active" until "Dis-Membered"

Mod: Yea, it can be tough 30,000 members and just you. The thin pixel line seperating you and them

Mod: Uhhh.... we have a call here. Seems two threads on overclocking the Duron 700 have come up. You have to keep your cool. Are they asking the same question? Does it really involve motherboards? In this case, they were different enough to stay

Mod: Take a look at this one. Two threads on the Boxster vs. Corvette. You only have a split second to make a choice. Simply lock it as a warning or nuke it for good. If it gets rough, we gotta ban em. You never want to ban but its gotta be done to maintain harmony. I try not to look at the avatars, once you get attached it's all over. One guy here couldn't ban anyone with a "Crazy" icon and we just had to let him go. He lost the edge.

<<< SIREN GOES OFF >>>

Mod: HERE WE GO!!! CODE RED!!! CODE RED!!! We have a GUTB sighting and action is being taken. IP xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx [IP CONCEALED TO MAINTAIN ANONIMITY], IT COMING FROM ***.COM. PING TIME 80ms. BLOCK THE IP, I SAY BLOCK IT DAMMIT!!!! HURRY!!! Whew that was close. Rookie still learning the ropes. Out here, one mistake can cost you bandwidth. I mean, once you lose a clock cycle, you never get it. It's a tough job but I wouldn't have it any other way.

CUE MUSIC
 

ltk007

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Feb 24, 2000
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The mods locked my thread, they put the cuffs on me and now I gotta pay a fine. After a night in the holding cell that is, I hope they don't grape me :Q
 

ltk007

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Feb 24, 2000
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Well I sure as hell hope one of the female members gets a locked thread soon, or I'm in trouble.
 

Yeeny

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LTK007: All I can say to your locked thread is haha! And as for the handcuffs, like that is anything different for you. Just this time, somebody put them on you, instead of you putting them on yourself, ya little freak. :p

The mods are never mean. They are dear sweet creatures who are just misunderstood. Alright, now do I get a cookie for kissing up? ;)

Did someone say nookie? :)

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Windogg

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Oct 9, 1999
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Handcuffs are fun along with a bottle of wine, blindfold, candles. Of course when thing get wild, it can be hard to explain to co workers why your wrists are so bruised.

Boom Shackle A Lack !

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Windogg
 

ltk007

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<< The mods are never mean. They are dear sweet creatures who are just misunderstood >>


Is it just me, or does anyone else think GF is doing the mean mod?