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Mod: Yea, it can be tough 30,000 members and just you. The thin pixel line seperating you and them
Mod: Uhhh.... we have a call here. Seems two threads on overclocking the Duron 700 have come up. You have to keep your cool. Are they asking the same question? Does it really involve motherboards? In this case, they were different enough to stay
Mod: Take a look at this one. Two threads on the Boxster vs. Corvette. You only have a split second to make a choice. Simply lock it as a warning or nuke it for good. If it gets rough, we gotta ban em. You never want to ban but its gotta be done to maintain harmony. I try not to look at the avatars, once you get attached it's all over. One guy here couldn't ban anyone with a "Crazy" icon and we just had to let him go. He lost the edge.
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Mod: HERE WE GO!!! CODE RED!!! CODE RED!!! We have a GUTB sighting and action is being taken. IP xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx [IP CONCEALED TO MAINTAIN ANONIMITY], IT COMING FROM ***.COM. PING TIME 80ms. BLOCK THE IP, I SAY BLOCK IT DAMMIT!!!! HURRY!!! Whew that was close. Rookie still learning the ropes. Out here, one mistake can cost you bandwidth. I mean, once you lose a clock cycle, you never get it. It's a tough job but I wouldn't have it any other way.
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