I think the kids at my local McDonald's are bored . . .

XMan

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I just took a DVD back, and decided to grab something to drink since I don't have anything cold at home.

So I pull up to the drive through. The conversation went something like this . . .

Drive-Thru Dude: "Welcome to McDonalds, what can I get you this evening."

ME: "I'd like a large Diet Coke, extra ice."

DTD: "And then?"

ME: "Uh . . . that's it, just the drink."

DTD: "And then?"

ME: (slowly catching on) "Yeah, two egg rolls."

DTD: "And then?"

ME: "That's it. Unless you actually have Chinese food."

DTD: "Andthenandthenandthen! (breaks out into hysterical laughter)"

When I pull up to the window, he asks, "So I guess you've seen the movie, huh?" ;)
 

NetworkDad

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I guess they do... Better that than out on the streets causing other kinds of trouble.
 

MacBaine

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Sometimes I like to pull up so the little bell goes off, then keep backing up and going foreward so it keeps going off and annoying the hell out of them. Or you order your food and then say you'd like it ready in an hour, then pull out backwards and leave. mmhmm
 

N8Magic

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LOL!

What movie was that again? I can still hear that annoying voice! (and the guy ripping out the speaker)
 
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i know someone who was their best drive threw employee, (he spoke english)...so he would say things like
"Hello and welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?"
or "Hello would you like to try our Whopper?"
or "Would you like some fish to go with that?"
 

GagBag

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lol, thats why i dont remember it. i was like "dude, what move is that from again" i swear my IQ dropped 20 points after watching that
 

nasa

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I have a tale to tell about a friend visiting the local mcd's. The person asked us what we wanted to order and my friend replied, "Hi can I have a pussy deluxe?" And we all started laughing our assess off. it was sooooooooooo funny.
 

bigrash

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hahaha that's funny. It was from Dude where's my car, for those who don'e know.

btw, I'd rather those kids do some harmless jokes than stupid jokes which hurt people.
 

N8Magic

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A friend of mine once asked for "an Angry Meal... with a gun in it!" at McDonald's before.
 

XMan

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btw, I'd rather those kids do some harmless jokes than stupid jokes which hurt people.

Yeah, it didn't bother me at all, I thought it was rather funny.
 

prodigy

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<< Sometimes I like to pull up so the little bell goes off, then keep backing up and going foreward so it keeps going off and annoying the hell out of them. >>



I don't know about you, but I surely would not want to annoy the person giving me my food.
 

MrCodeDude

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Heh, at least the kids at your McDonalds speak English. Hell, and you don't even have to go through the drive-through to not understand them. My friend (since the people at the Drive-Through mainly speak Spanish) said he wanted "dos perros y un gato." Needless to say, the guy at the drive-through window gave us a different look.
-- mrcodedude
 

Balt

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<< Sometimes I like to pull up so the little bell goes off, then keep backing up and going foreward so it keeps going off and annoying the hell out of them. >>



I don't know about you, but I surely would not want to annoy the person giving me my food.
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Unless you like extra 'mayo' on your hamburger.
 

GoodToGo

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<< I just took a DVD back, and decided to grab something to drink since I don't have anything cold at home.

So I pull up to the drive through. The conversation went something like this . . .

Drive-Thru Dude: "Welcome to McDonalds, what can I get you this evening."

ME: "I'd like a large Diet Coke, extra ice."

DTD: "And then?"

ME: "Uh . . . that's it, just the drink."

DTD: "And then?"

ME: (slowly catching on) "Yeah, two egg rolls."

DTD: "And then?"

ME: "That's it. Unless you actually have Chinese food."

DTD: "Andthenandthenandthen! (breaks out into hysterical laughter)"

When I pull up to the window, he asks, "So I guess you've seen the movie, huh?" ;)
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Wow atleast the guy had a sense of humor. The local mcdonalds drive through dude NEVER gets my order rite, let alone having a sense of humor.