I think the guy tutoring my niece is a pedo. What to do?

[Ns1]

he constantly talks about how pretty her "air" is

what the fuck does that even mean?

 

[DaTT]

hair?

 

[Q]

9/10

 

[schneiderguy]

^Solution to your pedo problems. Aim for the balls.

 

[joesmoke]

edit:

 

[SunnyD]

I'm giving you points for obvious reasons. :thumbsup:

 

[bigrash]

Is her teaching her calculus by any chance? You don't have to worry about a thing cause he's gay.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

3/10 You forgot the '.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Is her teaching her calculus by any chance? You don't have to worry about a thing cause he's gay.

You have been successfully trolled.

In light if this I revise my original score to 2/10, because all Ns1 got out of this thread was a big rash.

 

[Krazy4Real]

lmao!

 

[preslove]

There were some great suggestions for a similar problem in this thread: http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2165820

If you don't want to wade through all of it, here is what people agreed on being the best course of action:

 

[Farmer]

There were some great suggestions for a similar problem in this thread: http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2165820

If you don't want to wade through all of it, here is what people agreed on being the best course of action:

I thought it was this:

 

[ViviTheMage]

I would not be afraid of arcadio ...

nt though 2.5/10

 

[mesthead21]

hahahah 9/10 took me a second but you got a laugh out of me

 

[preslove]

I thought it was this:

Nah, after the nuke suggestion things just got silly. Humanity does not yet have the technology to throw asteroids into planets, let alone direct a gamma ray burst somewhere

 

[AMDZen]

How old is neice? Pics of neice?

 

[SirStev0]

9/10

'onestly

 

[BoomerD]

Nice try, but very obvious...

However, in the spirit of playing along with the "parotty"...

If he's teaching her calculus, don't sweat it. He's afraid of real females, and the worst that will happen is that after she leaves, he might fap on the chair where she sat...

 

[artikk]

Help him have sex with your niece. Discreetly slip him a condom during one of the visits.