I think pepsi is going to kill me

nutxo

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This is a really long story. It's insane. But it's actually happening. This actually started in July 1018 if I remember correctly.

So a while back I was on my way back to work from lunch and these 2 pepsi trucks were parked side by side blocking the street. The drivers were standing right there talking and when one saw me I put up my hands. The driver put up his hands laughed and went back to talking to the other driver. I had to cut through a gas station. As I drove away I kind of waved.

I got back to work, clocked in and went straight to the bathroom. On the way out a coworker comes running up to me and says a BOSS needs me at bay door 5 . As I walked up this guy in a pepsi uniform was yelling at this head of a different department about how I flipped him off. He had followed me back to work. The door takes a card key so he pushed open a bay door to get in and started yelling at the first person he sees that he wants a supervisor. A BOSS guy just happened to be right there. This guy used to hold the position of my bosses bosses boss ( he moved laterally in the company and now doesn't deal with shit) .
 

nutxo

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I think it's more likely all that meth you smoke will kill you first.

I think you would be more likely to die from all the cock you smoke. Anyways. This is all true and hasn't gotten even close to the bad part.

So. This guy is screaming at my boss as I walk up. He points and yells at me " That's the guy, that fucker flipped me off"

So my " boss" asks me if I flipped the guy off and I say no and guy flips out. MY Boss ask me again. Again I say no and the guy get insane, When my boss turns to talk to the guy I just kind of laughed and the guy blew up and tried to come after me. My boss started yelling for me to leave.
 

nutxo

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I have multiple work areas and I went to the nearest one. Probably 150 feet away and tried to hear what was going on without being seen. I couldn't hear anything and couldn't see anything until the my boss was walking toward me and I tried to act busy and uninterested.

My boss confronted me. He says that while I'm at work I need to conduct myself in an appropriate manner. I told him I wasn't on the property. He says I have to behave in company vehicles.
 

nutxo

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Anyways I tell the boss. I wasn't on the property . I wasn't in a company vehicle. I was on lunch and on my way back to work. He asked me how the guy got to the site. I told him that I would assume he followed me.
 

nutxo

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A few days later my actual boss called me in and told me they reached out to pepsi and it was all taken care of.

As I said before I have multiple work areas. A large percentage of what comes through the company cant be stored inside ( toxic, explosive and flammables) so I might have to spend time in outbuildings preparing items for shipment.

So the guy starts parking across the street. He just sat there and stared at me while I worked. In his pepsi truck.
 
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whm1974

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I'm the hazardous waste coordinator for a pretty large company. I run 15 counties. What do you do for a living? Im guessing best buy sales associate?
So you are just a fancy janitor that handles Human waste?:eek: I sure hope for your sake that you follow safe practices for that job. Do they pay well?
 

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This is a really long story. It's insane. But it's actually happening. This actually started in July 1018 if I remember correctly.

So a while back I was on my way back to work from lunch and these 2 pepsi trucks were parked side by side blocking the street. The drivers were standing right there talking and when one saw me I put up my hands. The driver put up his hands laughed and went back to talking to the other driver. I had to cut through a gas station. As I drove away I kind of waved.

I got back to work, clocked in and went straight to the bathroom. On the way out a coworker comes running up to me and says a BOSS needs me at bay door 5 . As I walked up this guy in a pepsi uniform was yelling at this head of a different department about how I flipped him off. He had followed me back to work. The door takes a card key so he pushed open a bay door to get in and started yelling at the first person he sees that he wants a supervisor. A BOSS guy just happened to be right there. This guy used to hold the position of my bosses bosses boss ( he moved laterally in the company and now doesn't deal with shit) .
I think you would be more likely to die from all the cock you smoke. Anyways. This is all true and hasn't gotten even close to the bad part.

So. This guy is screaming at my boss as I walk up. He points and yells at me " That's the guy, that fucker flipped me off"

So my " boss" asks me if I flipped the guy off and I say no and guy flips out. MY Boss ask me again. Again I say no and the guy get insane, When my boss turns to talk to the guy I just kind of laughed and the guy blew up and tried to come after me. My boss started yelling for me to leave.
I have multiple work areas and I went to the nearest one. Probably 150 feet away and tried to hear what was going on without being seen. I couldn't hear anything and couldn't see anything until the my boss was walking toward me and I tried to act busy and uninterested.

My boss confronted me. He says that while I'm at work I need to conduct myself in an appropriate manner. I told him I wasn't on the property. He says I have to behave in company vehicles.
I'm the hazardous waste coordinator for a pretty large company. I run 15 counties. What do you do for a living? Im guessing best buy sales associate?
Anyways I tell the boss. I wasn't on the property . I wasn't in a company vehicle. I was on lunch and on my way back to work. He asked me how the guy got to the site. I told him that I would assume he followed me.
A few days later my actual boss called me in and told me they reached out to pepsi and it was all taken care of.

As I said before I have multiple work areas. A large percentage of what comes through the company cant be stored inside ( toxic, explosive and flammables) so I might have to spend time in outbuildings preparing items for shipment.

So the guy starts parking across the street. He just sat there and stared at me while I worked. In his pepsi truck.
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nutxo

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I was trying to write it out while I did other things. Im sorry. nevermind.

I cant delete my original post.

Anyways. This keeps getting worse and its going to come to a head. People are so retarded they cant take a few minutes and give the benefit of the doubt.

Thanks, At
 
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BUTCH1

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My dumps at work are considered hazardous waste, co-workers claim it smells like Sasquatch took a dump on a burning tire.
 

JEDIYoda

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Must have been some pretty heavy drug use to just now be remembering 2018.....
 

JEDIYoda

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I was trying to write it out while I did other things. Im sorry. nevermind.

I cant delete my original post.

Anyways. This keeps getting worse and its going to come to a head. People are so retarded they cant take a few minutes and give the benefit of the doubt.

Thanks, At
people are just nutxo....