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I think my programming professor has lost his mind

Theb

Theb

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My programming professor told us we're going to need to use a "gooey tree" in our next project.
First of all this is a programming class not horticulture, what the hell are we doing with a tree? Is this going to be some kind of Mr. Miagi/Karate Kid thing where it doesn't make any sense now, but it all ends up being related later?
Second what does he mean by "gooey" trees are hard. They have bark and they're made of wood. How are we supposed to make a tree gooey?

This is even wierder than when he had us hunting for bugs. I killed 7 flies and and 2 ants, but he still gave me an F!
 
Originally posted by: rpbri2886
joke?
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I hope.

Depends on the class, though... my programming professor corrected me when I answered one of his questions about memory usage, telling me that what I said (a one-sentence overly-simplified definition of modern-OS style virtual memory) was wrong, and proceeded to tell the class how DOS manages memory. Bear in mind that we're learning FORTRAN, where this matters little anyway.
 
Originally posted by: Theb
My programming professor told us we're going to need to use a "gooey tree" in our next project.
First of all this is a programming class not horticulture, what the hell are we doing with a tree? Is this going to be some kind of Mr. Miagi/Karate Kid thing where it doesn't make any sense now, but it all ends up being related later?
Second what does he mean by "gooey" trees are hard. They have bark and they're made of wood. How are we supposed to make a tree gooey?

This is even wierder than when he had us hunting for bugs. I killed 7 flies and and 2 ants, but he still gave me an F!
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Absolute total SUCK.

Feel free to continue reading jokes, but you need to cease writing them STAT.
 
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