I Think My Girlfriend is Crazy :(

[eits]

so, i'm sitting at home watching tv and my gf comes home all pissed off. i ask her what happened and she started muttering something about some dude and a girl having some coffee or something. i'm not sure. it didn't make much sense, but i didn't really like the look in her eye. she ended up going into the kitchen, grabbing a knife, muttering something about a "just a friend" and "i showed that bitch what's up... now it's his turn" or something, getting in her car, and driving off. i was scared for a second, because i thought she was coming after me. seriously, i think she's crazy. i think she's got her best friend in the car with her, too.

i am seriously not joking around at all. what should i do?

 

[Sukhoi]

Maybe realign her?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Fuck you/10.

 

[bommy261]

best way to dispose of bodies is to befriend the owner of a pig farm.. u gotta pull out the teeth, and the pigs will take care of the rest :thumbsup:

 

[adlep]

best way to dispose of bodies is to befriend the owner of a pig farm.. u gotta pull out the teeth, and the pigs will take care of the rest :thumbsup:

Speaking from experience?

 

[TechAZ]

so, i'm sitting at home watching tv and my gf comes home all pissed off. i ask her what happened and she started muttering something about some dude and a girl having some coffee or something. i'm not sure. it didn't make much sense, but i didn't really like the look in her eye. she ended up going into the kitchen, grabbing a knife, muttering something about a "just a friend" and "i showed that bitch what's up... now it's his turn" or something, getting in her car, and driving off. i was scared for a second, because i thought she was coming after me. seriously, i think she's crazy. i think she's got her best friend in the car with her, too.

i am seriously not joking around at all. what should i do?

You didn't ask where she was going? Has she exhibited other signs of crazy? If you think she's crazy, run like the wind....keep running and never look back.

 

[hobojon]

can't quite understand your meaning.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Youtube it.

 

[Bl0cks]

shes a keeper

 

[Dumac]

0/10

very poorly executed

 

[lykaon78]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2127163

3/10 for the "I showed that bitch whats up" line.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Maybe realign her?

Well played :thumbsup:

 

[Onceler]

she's cheating on you with that guy and the girl he was with made her pissed off because she considers him her's.

 

[Ika]

execution sucks. shitty thread to parody, too. 1/10

 

[pontifex]

so, i'm sitting at home watching tv and my gf comes home all pissed off. i ask her what happened and she started muttering something about some dude and a girl having some coffee or something. i'm not sure. it didn't make much sense, but i didn't really like the look in her eye. she ended up going into the kitchen, grabbing a knife, muttering something about a "just a friend" and "i showed that bitch what's up... now it's his turn" or something, getting in her car, and driving off. i was scared for a second, because i thought she was coming after me. seriously, i think she's crazy. i think she's got her best friend in the car with her, too.

i am seriously not joking around at all. what should i do?

i would suggest that you (and other ATOTers) stop making shitty parody threads.

 

[SunnyD]

lulz/10.

 

[DrunkenSano]

ban/10

 

[ViviTheMage]

no ty